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Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Fedi protip: Stop harassing younger folk, you shit-for-brains.

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Did you know?

The Ancient Greeks used the “>” in written text to symbolise who was speaking.

The Greeks literally invented >greentext

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

I quickly made some Fediverse Valentine’s cards <3

[Note for Masto users, there’s more than 4 images in this gallery, please open remote]

Fediverse logo on left: I would federate with you all night
I really misskey you right now
I want to Mastodo you
I heart react you
You are the blob to my cat
I want to be on a micro-instance with you
Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

This is not against TOS. You’ve been accepted.

I get that you’re excited to be here, and you have been following the rules. This is it. You’re no longer on Twitter. We’re building a kind and safe community here. This kind of post is the vibe we want.

Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

Opt-in: Do you want me to punch you?

Opt-out: I am going to punch you, but if you don’t want me to, go to iwillpunchyou.net, navigate to the bottom of the page, click the link, download the pdf, fill it in, send it to a PO Box in Antarctica, and I’ll get back to you in six to eight years. Oh and until I take a look at it, I’m going to punch you repeatedly.

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