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Fedi protip: Stop harassing younger folk, you shit-for-brains.

Did you know?

The Ancient Greeks used the “>” in written text to symbolise who was speaking.

The Greeks literally invented >greentext

I quickly made some Fediverse Valentine’s cards <3

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This is not against TOS. You’ve been accepted.

I get that you’re excited to be here, and you have been following the rules. This is it. You’re no longer on Twitter. We’re building a kind and safe community here. This kind of post is the vibe we want.

Opt-in: Do you want me to punch you?

Opt-out: I am going to punch you, but if you don’t want me to, go to iwillpunchyou.net, navigate to the bottom of the page, click the link, download the pdf, fill it in, send it to a PO Box in Antarctica, and I’ll get back to you in six to eight years. Oh and until I take a look at it, I’m going to punch you repeatedly.

I drive.

My dad just invented a new Misskey fork