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sam henri gold

chag sameach to everyone who thought they could keep kosher, had one bite of matzah, and immediately gave up after realizing you can’t live off that for a week

[DATA EXPUNGED]
sam henri gold

If everything is set in bold font, then nothing is bold. Explore using value (opacity) instead of font weight for more subtle distinctions. Thank you for listening. My back hurts, I'm going to lay down now.

sam henri gold

“Okay, so, basically the board is divided into six sections. And each section is divided into twelve sectORS. Each player is in control of 23 sectors but 1 section each. It doesn't make sense now but I promise it'll make sense. So when you roll, you have to figure out if you've rolled a prime numbe

Trump, in court, looking bored and miserable.
sam henri gold

gravely disappointed to learn CanCon refers to broadcasting law and not a convention of canadian things

Григорий Клюшников

Year? Months? Is it a subscription now?! Honestly never even researched how to pay for MS products.

Григорий Клюшников

Life must be such a hellish dystopia for people who don't block ads and don't pirate software.

sam henri gold

artists will really create are.na meme channels and either call it "critical theory on post-internet art" or "a little pee came out" and there is no middle ground.

sam henri gold

Updated samhenri.gold to use GPT-4 bios. It still lies about every biographical detail, which is great.

Sam Henri Gold is a product designer and a surprisingly skilled ventriloquist. At design meetings, he often uses his dummy to voice unpopular opinions or to deflect criticism, insisting that "it wasn't me, it was the puppet!"
Sam Henri Gold’s car was last seen floating through the Hudson River during blizzard of 1978. Search parties still comb southern NY for signs of the vehicle to this very day.
Michael Steeber

@samhenrigold you jump the line or is it easy to get access to the API now?

sam henri gold

silently judging your reimplementation of UIPageControl

sam henri gold

people are saying how it looks like lenses but we're ignoring the much more reasonable interpretation: this is an oil puddle and they're going to announce the Apple Car with an internal combustion engine.

A metallic rainbow artwork on a black background with the Apple logo that reads WWDC23.
dxzdb

@samhenrigold @MuseumShuffle Ha! Fun!

It’s an D for DataUI 🤣

Is there a place where people retroactively look back on the guesses about Apple announcement artwork?

sam henri gold

yeah yeah wwdc is neat and all but i'm just ecstatic I get stay at the Marriott Courtyard Sunnyvale: THE LAMBORGHINI OF ECONOMY HOTELS IN THE AREA

A completely okay hotel room. It's allegedly of a room at the Courtyard but it might as well be a stock photo. An okay bed. Okay furniture. Beige carpeting. Utterly unremarkable.
sam henri gold

what do you call the little descriptive text that sits above a title? i've heard it described as all of these things and idk what to believe anymore (example in the replies)

Anonymous poll

Poll

a kicker
6
16.7%
an overline
10
27.8%
an eyebrow
16
44.4%
the super-header
4
11.1%
36 people voted.
Voting ended 29 Mar 2023 at 23:21.
sam henri gold

this pepsi rebrand is trash. i demand justice for the Pepsi Globe Dynamics

A diagram from the previous Pepsi brand guidelines, comparing the earth's magnetic dynamics to the exact curves of the Pepsi logo's circle.
sam henri gold

I don’t remember the context but one of my first code projects in sixth grade involved me trying to generate a list of languages by taking the first four letters of the country name and appending “ish”. Worked great for English but sorta fell apart for Germish and Japaish.

sam henri gold

please stop making me scan qr codes to PDFs of your menu. just give me a nasty greasy menu. i just want to feel normal again.

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Григорий Клюшников

You mean they stopped doing paper menus in the US? 😱
Some restaurants in St Petersburg experimented with this exact thing during covid. It didn't catch on.

Todd Thomas :ivory_logo:

@samhenrigold please stop sending me these digital posts. Print them off and individually send them to each of your followers. :-)

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