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Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

Not particularly technical friend had several drinks, changed their laptop password and set the password hint to "lol" so I'm dealing with that now.

Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

SO, if I was feeling old before...

Wife: "You can't write the trivia answers because of your handwriting."

Me: "What the fuck are you talking about my handwriting is great. It's neat, cursive with the occasional restrained flourish from a gorgeous pen filled with gorgeous ink."

Wife: "and that's the problem. The folks running the trivia are in their twenties. They don't ever write by hand or read handwritten words. They read screens and printed pages. They can't read your answers."

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Eric the Cerise

Hey @geordie

Fellow Old Fart here.

My position is, as long as we continue to require them to read Shakespeare and understand Middle English, it is not unreasonable to also be forcing them to read (and, BTDub, write) cursive.

And as long as I'm on this here soapbox, it wouldn't kill them to spend a few days in school with a slide rule.

Stephen Collins

@geordie society is at an end <shakes fist at cloud>

Tats :disability_flag:

@geordie don't give in. This is how hieroglyphs became unreadable

Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

Woman asked me in an American accent if I knew where a specific restaurant is. Told her it was 250m or about 5 blocks down the road. “How far is that in traditional units?” I said “I dunno half a Fahrenheit?”

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SuperMoosie

@geordie

Father in law calls goes the other way. Any metric measurements Kiloponds

Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

If you're on Mastodon trying to hand out invite codes to BlueSky, please understand that BlueSky is regarded in the same light as Teen Wolf Too (1987)

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DELETED

@geordie

i only hand them out to former Twitter-users

Kotaro

@geordie@aus.social Seems to be a funny movie from the synopsis on Wiki. Thank you for telling me that.

Tom Roberts

@geordie Teen Wolf Too may be the actual film that taught me what a lazy sequel was.

Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

In one of the very mainstream normy Facebook groups I'm in someone decided to post "there are two genders."

I replied "That's like saying there's two temperatures, hot, and cold. I mean it's sort of like that if you put the least conceivable amount of thought into it, but for a whole bunch of people it doesn't work and they need to go into detail, and that's fine. For most people, it's a hot day or it's a cold day, but then some people are like it's 17 degrees which exists kinda inbetween."

And this Facebook group that has never ever had gender discourse, nor will it ever again, gave me like 160 likes and a few comments like "Huh..." then the OP deleted their post lol.

In one of the very mainstream normy Facebook groups I'm in someone decided to post "there are two genders."

I replied "That's like saying there's two temperatures, hot, and cold. I mean it's sort of like that if you put the least conceivable amount of thought into it, but for a whole bunch of people it doesn't work and they need to go into detail, and that's fine. For most people, it's a hot day or it's a cold day, but then some people are like it's 17 degrees which exists kinda inbetween."

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JP

@geordie Trans is how 17 degrees is fine in Celsius, quite chilly in Fahrenheit, and superconducting in Kelvin. This is also why so many trans people are furries that make the internet work.

Gabriel Pettier

@geordie really nice analogy, thanks for sharing!

Tor Iver Wilhelmsen

@geordie yes, it’s funny how the "binary thinking" crowd invariably end up adding criteria like hair length, voice registers, clothes etc. and basically make it a scale anyway. The moment you start talking about "real men don’t…" you have just created a new gender slightly different from "men".

Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

Everybody clap 👏 👏 👏
Everybody sing 🎤 🎤 🎤
Bow to your partner 🙇‍♂️
Then you turn around 🌪️
Hands in the air 🙌
Rockabye your bear 🐻
Bear’s now asleep 🤫

Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

LBT: "IT support sandwich generation" stings. I'd never heard the term before but it's perfect. People older than me can't use computers because they're recalcitrant jerks who take actual offense at having to learn something that entered existence after 1980. People younger than me can't use computers, because tech companies abstracted all the actual using of computers away.

Geordie Pordy Puddin’ n’ Pie

My aunts can't use computers because they object to having to learn how to use them. My son's looks blankly at me when I tell him to share a file, because iPads don't *have* the concept of files.

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scrottie (he/him/they)

@geordie My fav of this series: instagram.com/p/B2rGGXNjUbe/ Our goal is to / completely kill / the planet / & 99% of bacteria / on it for / the lowest price (apparent mash up of Shell and Cif marketing in the form of two stickers, left and right, cut up and stuck together).

the strawberry overkill

@geordie Well, that's just what happens when multiverses collide 🤷‍♀️

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