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ADHDean

They don’t teach this in school, but if you stick one finger in your belly button and one finger in your ear, it takes you back to factory settings.

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Mikal with a k

@adhdeanasl

"Okay lol I'll give it a try. What could go wrong?"

*Presses belly button and ear at the same time, holds for 10 seconds*

*Suddenly crawling on the floor screaming with poopy pants*

"Well, fuck, I should have known not to take advice from someone on the Internet."

NormanDunbar

@adhdeanasl Apparently, if you unscrew your belly button, your arse will fall off!

ADHDean

Mastodon is my primary social media, and there’s a lot I dig about it. But if there’s one thing I’d like to change, it’s the way people say THIS IS A CRISIS RIGHT NOW AND IT’S THE MAIN CRISIS AND IF YOU DON’T DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW YOU’RE BAD AND WRONG!!!

Know what? It’s *your* crisis. Do what you think is right. Stop judging others for having different priorities, political or otherwise. Quit putting everything in black and white, absolute terms. It’s exhausting, and nobody can live like that.

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Sen the Professional

@adhdeanasl The only thing I've found to do is to try and pick out some keywords and add a filter so I don't hear about that specific cause célèbre again. But not everyone helpfully SEO's their exhortation, and sometimes the text is in an image, or w/e, so I can only filter out so much. Yes it drives me nuts as well.

Carmen 🌸

@adhdeanasl There's no way Mastodon's political culture isn't seriously harming people. Some people here must be making themselves physically ill with worry and anger.

Gareth

@adhdeanasl

Agree.

I also think it's a downside of there not being an algorithm. (I'm here for the upside)

Some people like being absolutist. Some are exaggerating it to get engagement.

I've been getting very annoyed too especially when I want to read a cycling post and I get an anti fascist post in the same message.

I support your appeal to get people to tone it down from time to time and remind myself that I have to constantly refine filters based on other people's changes.

ADHDean

When two woodworkers want to get married, they hire a wedding planer.

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Flock of Cats 🐈 🐈 🐈 🦃

@adhdeanasl I wanted to post a pun on reply but I couldn’t think of one that would work 🤔

Cassander

@adhdeanasl My favorite part is when they release the dove joints.

ADHDean

Hey friends, it’s #NoVENNber! Let’s see those amazing Venn diagrams! Here’s one I found - unfortunately, I don’t know the source.

Edit: a couple friends did the legwork and let me know it’s an XKCD comic. Thanks, y’all!

ADHDean

It’s 1 September and #Bleptember is already taking off! Make sure to follow the hashtag so you won’t miss out on all the adorableppiness!

@pineywoozle (s) for HARRIS

@adhdeanasl I’m originally from Wyoming so this Moose blep I came across and saved from ages ago seems most fitting for my first #Bleptember entry. 🤣🤣🤣👍#photography #Humor

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