Gregory's ServerThey don’t teach this in school, but if you stick one finger in your belly button and one finger in your ear, it takes you back to factory settings.
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 @wendynather @adhdeanasl @adhdeanasl and heard it was your ass and your ear. But different models have different modes of operation. @adhdeanasl We are the robots built by a forgotten civilization that disappeared when they neglected to worship the hyper intelligence they built.  However, first please make sure you have backed up all your favorites and bookmarks otherwise it may take a few decades to recreate them. @adhdeanasl Great! Now can we get my huge novelty New Year’s sunglasses to stop flashing “2020?”* *(That being the last year most of us went outside our home for a New Year’s party)  @adhdeanasl We used to terrorize our credulous youngest brother telling him we could detach his legs by pressing his belly button 😄 Wouldn't want that to happen to me - thanks for the warning! I'll refrain from simultaneously picking my ear and scratching my bellybutton from now on. But I can think of one or two people who might benefit. Wonder if it works if I try it on them?  "Okay lol I'll give it a try. What could go wrong?" *Presses belly button and ear at the same time, holds for 10 seconds* *Suddenly crawling on the floor screaming with poopy pants* "Well, fuck, I should have known not to take advice from someone on the Internet."  |
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I thought you had to hold for 10 seconds and then pull your finger out of your bellybutton until you pass out.