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ADHDean

Hey friends, it’s #NoVENNber! Let’s see those amazing Venn diagrams! Here’s one I found - unfortunately, I don’t know the source.

Edit: a couple friends did the legwork and let me know it’s an XKCD comic. Thanks, y’all!

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jack will miss this server

@adhdeanasl Looks like an XKCD, could be an XKCD, probably isn't though

Charlie Stross

@adhdeanasl Yeah, you know about that time the Australian Army took on their close cousins, emus, and lost? And they'd brought machine guns to the fight! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War

Cotopaxi

@cstross @adhdeanasl Thanks for the link, very interesting account. I look forward to the promised film with John Cleese. It has the potential for good comedy and suspense.

Charlie Stross

@Cotopaxi @adhdeanasl John Cleese is 84, alas. (Maybe find a CGI studio and license his likeness, and pay him as a script consultant to help get it right? But it really wants a no-more-than-50-year-old Cleese to star as the army CO in the Emu wars.)

Cotopaxi

@cstross @adhdeanasl
Gad, I hadn't realized! I re-read the article, and you're right. It only references him writing, not acting. It's weird aging with one's cohort of talent. I accept my aging, but it seems like our 'legends' should defy aging. Instinctive, maybe, but not very realistic.

kierkegaank

@adhdeanasl the prospect of fighting an aggressive rooster is bad enough. Now make it the size of a man

James Bartlett :terminal:

@adhdeanasl
If you think ostriches are scary, wait until you see a #cassowary for the first time.

Dianora (Diane Bruce)

@adhdeanasl I'd add Canada geese (or any goose) as well as ostrich.

D2

@adhdeanasl love the sample. Can substitute goose or cassowary.

Carrie

@adhdeanasl When I was a teenager in Florida, I encountered a large group of Sandhill cranes in a graveyard at night. Oddly terrifying.

Androcat

@adhdeanasl Or a goose, or a pigeon, or a magpie, or ...
Shit, they are all terrifying when angry.

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@adhdeanasl

Replace ostrich with cassowary and the circles move even further apart.

Adam Jacobs

@adhdeanasl I think this is probably the best Venn diagram ever (sorry, also don't know the source)

Edit: turns out the source is Stephen Wildish.

Thank @eclectech for the link!

stephenwildish.co.uk/

GuerillaGrue

@statsguy @adhdeanasl

Soooo Santa leads the Spider-God's inquisition?

eclectech

@statsguy @adhdeanasl oh I know who made that (it is excellent) - Stephen Wildish. More funny stuff here

stephenwildish.co.uk/

Brian Dear

@adhdeanasl

[I'm just quietly celebrating that XKCD's author uses "people who" and not "people that"]

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@adhdeanasl venn also means friend in Norwegian 🙂

Mx. Luna Corbden

@cbt @adhdeanasl

(Two circles entirely overlapping, with a third circle barely sticking out over the edge of the other two, and a “t” in the gap that makes)

Friend
Overlapping circles
Getting something off your chest

Caption: Things that are called Venn

Mx. Luna Corbden

@adhdeanasl @LibertyForward1 Or even just a mean rooster. We had one a bit like this, huge, that came up to my dad’s knees, with spurs about the length of your finger, that would aggro you wherever you entered the pen. You didn’t go in there without a stick and a big attitude.

Pterry

@adhdeanasl well, thats one of my favourites, it has stayed with me since the early days of the pandemic. It's been titled "somehow we ended up here." #NoVENNber

Michael Hamlin - 🏳️‍🌈

@adhdeanasl My grandmother caught an ostrich and trapped it in our chicken coupe. lol Well, technically an Emu.

Jeremy Mallin

@Plumbert @adhdeanasl
Geeks are carnival performers who do bizarre things like biting the heads off of bats.

Nerds are a brand of flavored sugar candy.

Eljay

@adhdeanasl One of my favourite t-shirts - Schrödinger's Venn

Danny Boling ☮️

@adhdeanasl

Wow, what a fun thread. Thanks for kicking it off!

ADHDean

@IAmDannyBoling I’m hoping the hashtag will take off. Please feel free to create & share!

Rodrigo Duarte 🍕⚗️

@adhdeanasl *also applies to geese and cassowaries* (not personal experience, luckily)

Sheepnik

@adhdeanasl I like this one by David Shrigley.

TerryB

@aadschippers @adhdeanasl It's like the "What's the difference between an anti-vaxxer and a crocodile?" gag.
(You can reason with a crocodile).

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