@Gargron thank you!

@Gargron thank you 🙂

@Gargron Ahhh

@Gargron Strange dolls.

@Gargron like among us

@Gargron How kind of them!

Surely they aren't the kind of person to juxtapose staggeringly overpriced foods and souvenirs to smother the tourists with, alongside this marketing stunt... right? Right???

@Gargron i've reloded one of those many times

@Gargron All these ingredients are basic of kichen. Every one need that ingredients.

@Gargron I'm thoroughly enjoying it myself. It's so oddly satisfying to act out what I routinely yell at my cats for all the time.

@Gargron Eugen you are so busy nowadays 🙁

@Gargron meow

@Gargron
"This is a Plainly Difficult production... Plainly Difficult videos are produced by me, John, in a currently melting-like-a-Salvador-Dali-painting corner of south London, UK..."

@Gargron all the degrees Celsius. Every damn one.

@Gargron In D&D terms I’d say it’s not impossible that they’ll pull this off but the skill check is pretty high

@Gargron Looks crazy!

@Gargron

@gargron me! you teased me really well. I love: Ring7 and 4 and 2 and 8 and ...

@Gargron I use the progressive web app and it works so well that I don’t even think about installing a native app. Maybe adding a tutorial for how to use mastodon as progressive web app when you aren’t able to install from store?

@Gargron it might be time to release a version which has a filter for known naughty instances? Then it can be appropriate for all ages.

@Gargron In the UK, Mastodon is rated parental guidance.

@Gargron
oh, it's a Germany-only thing?

sad they're removing it!

@Gargron i have the bad luck that it gets discontinued right in the month where i start my work training (Ausbildung)
and the school is in Munich so yeah xD

@Gargron sarcasm?

@Gargron proof positive that twitter ain’t good for no one.

@Gargron
#nowyouknow how sort of toxifity is using inside twetter

@Gargron @Gargron Don’t think he’s a man who cares about money as much as trying to fix a seriously sick & corrupt Congress & Senate. Wouldn’t worry about him.

Lucky for #Mastodon, US Civil Code & Delaware Codes can’t make him buy #Twitter. Parag #Agrawal chose wrongly. Tried to Poison their buyer!!! Lied to get advertising. It’s bad. Big deal. Lessons to learn for young companies.

@gargron Now I kinda want to get in to The Dear Hunter. Sounds good!

@Gargron Hi, I'm Bozer. I currently work in Cambridge (UK) for Guerrilla Games (Sony) as an animator and before that was working at Jagex on their Transformers game aswell as some other bits of freelance work here and there. I've been in the industry just over 7 years and studied 3D, 2D animation and illustration at Teesside University before that.
Kindly contact me for your animation projects. I will deliver a masterpiece

@Gargron I really dig it.

@Gargron i respect a band that is courageous enough to incorporate a bunch of xylophone in their songs

@Gargron i got way more than 91

@Gargron idk what y'all talking abt with the 91 max killcount, I got 112 :)

@gargron It's social media, but anyone can provide it, just like email.

*pause*

Realize that the person you're talking to doesn't realize you can have email outside of Gmail.

@Gargron Just use the email analogy. Everybody understands Gmail, Hotmail, john@doecompany.com being able to talk to each other, and the value of it not being a locked garden. Imagine we all had to sign up to services with a single email. Only difference: it's "publicly posted/viewable emails" and it's like Twitter.

@Gargron I say the following (whenever I try to do this exercise it only passes if my mother-in-law can repeat it to a friend):

It's an interlinked network of communities owned and operated by the communities they serve, with millions of members around the world.

I use as little techspeak as possible

I do not highlight the negatives of other platforms, 99% of the people being spoken to don't know or don't care.

I do not highlight similarities to email as I don't want to confuse the use case

@Gargron check dms, duh

@Gargron lol 😂 how funny 🤣

@Gargron A rose by any other name...

@Gargron not wrong tho.. 😂

Here's a picture of a cat I took several days ago

@Gargron looks more like violet to me

@Gargron
No reads past the headlines in an app limited to 500 characters?
:KEKW: :pensive_party_blob: :mastodon: :catjam: :blobsweats:

@Gargron will the mastodon software be getting a redesign in the future to?

@Gargron have you seen Ethernity CLOUD's concept?

@Gargron Curious to hear your opinion of Bonfire?

@Gargron LOL they did that because they want to keep user lock-in via monetization an option for them. Clowns