@Gargron a somewhat loaded dice.

@Gargron: LMAO! I feel ya.

@Gargron What you really trying to say is that Musk contradicts the dominant orthodoxy.

Speaking of vacuuming, the upcoming version of Mastodon will provide admins with the option to define a content retention policy that will evict all remote posts past a defined date. A harsh, but most effective way to keep the database (and by extension, media cache) to a constant size, as far as activity by local users allows.

@Gargron Modern Postgres supports autovacuum. Admins shouldn't need to do that.

@Gargron About index bloat, that could also be solved with a REINDEX / REINDEX CONCURRENTLY as well, correct?

@Gargron you look like Snowden

You look well, @Gargron 👍

@Gargron Awesome! For what was this?

@Gargron :blahaj:​ :blobcathugblahaj:​

@Gargron this is me every morning :blobhaj_tiny_hearts:

@Gargron
Wait, search is no longer limited to hashtag? I thought that was a design decision?

@Gargron @oakstudios On a browser with #uBlockOrigin installed, I click link, tab opens, tab instantly closes.

@Gargron It's good timing! There may be another Elon-triggered influx of users soon.

@Gargron vaaaale 🙄

@Gargron Congratulations!

@Gargron mastodon can be a full throttle alternative for twitter if some changes incorporated since twitter is not a free space anymore to express ones opinion - specifically it supports fascists

@Gargron i'll wait a bit, just in case...

What is this iOS 16 thing everyone is talking about?

@Gargron Thoughts so far? Been using the beta and doesn't seem like anything too special from the last update.

@Gargron morbius fanfic

@Gargron my fiancé talks a lot during her sleep and I record the biggest bangers. Recently when I lied down next to her at 2am after a long night of videogames, she wished me safe travels. Another time she pulled the blanket off me and said "I'm the blanket thief"

@Gargron incredibly based fiance

@Gargron It gets even easier if you actually read the instructions! But who has time for that?

@Gargron yes, *as* two people

i love cloning myself to build furniture

Google Camera had astrophotography mode for ages, heh

@Gargron Working our way back to these …😂

@Gargron don't get me wrong not an iboy lol but the phone is the exact same size as the last one.. https://www.phonearena.com/phones/compare/Apple-iPhone-13-Pro-Max,Apple-iPhone-14-Pro-Max/phones/11636,11767

@Gargron not me for sure

@Gargron the biggest crime of Tik Tok is its Text to speech, followed by various food crimes posted on the platform

Let us just hope it does not make it into movie theaters.

@Gargron ,Huh ?. !. :/ 🤔

The What Video ?. !. :/ 🤔

#TikTok

@Gargron and super easy!

@Gargron I have #TailwindCSS on my list of things to try.

I'm currently using #bootstrap v4 which is a fundamentally different approach.

@Gargron so's junk food 🙂 .

(meant in jest, but after years of devs laughing at those of us who use modular PHP CMSs because they're easy, quick (and save many of us learning to code)… I am enjoying how Tailwind has replaced Bootstrap as non-CSS-design-devs go-to tool, as, even though it's verbose & bloatey like Bootstrap, it's easier to make things look nice/as you want).

@Gargron Why isn't this on the jorts.horse PeerTube instance?

@Gargron 🐴 😣​

@Gargron hey, not bad at all. Just listened to it. "Strange" music for someone accustomed to rock and metal, but not bad at all. Thanks!

@Gargron ever see the video of Hayao Miyakazi reacting to an AI generated body animation? Devastating same.

@Gargron 👆

@Gargron you and me both. Did you see one already won an art contest? This is going to make things worse for artists like me.

@Gargron When are we gonna play Fortnite together daddy

@Gargron we still beta

Ah, there battle pass

@Gargron I don't think you're supposed to know. 😉 Good song though.

@Gargron inflation, tech parts, staff costs, it all adds up

@Gargron combination of their policies and the idiots who "run" it

@Gargron I should send a quote of $150k/month 😂