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If I have celiac disease and can't eat wheat without having an anaphylactic reaction, does that make me a FSM atheist?
If I'm "sensitive to wheat" does that make me a FSM agnostic?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat am I the only person who looks at The FSM & sees Chthulhu to the Nth Power?

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Look!
It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
<satisfied grin>
I *knew* it had to be real! LOL🤣

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I feel way too seen by this. I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat @qurlyjoe this be me too

@SmudgeTheInsultCat and every major move becomes painful. You start making small pain noises.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat No one who's seen footage of giraffes fighting could possibly believe that they're real.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat somebody pointed out recently that rhino's are kinda like armored battle unicorns.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat one more proof we're living in a lousy simulation

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Yup, I'm sorry

@SmudgeTheInsultCat very true

@SmudgeTheInsultCat true 👌

@SmudgeTheInsultCat hahaha

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Schrödinger's dog, sitting but not sitting at the same time.

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Waiting for his Foster's.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat you won't always have a calculator in your pocket

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I recall my 9th grade science text stating that solar power would never work because sunlight is too dispersed to be practical

@SmudgeTheInsultCat @tchambers

Wait … is that a real website?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Very clever.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I don't get it?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Quick question: are you the creator of this meme?

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Hope for me yet. I'm 56 and haven't fallen to all of those.

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THIS MADE MY CATURDAY!!! 😂

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Smudge! watch this:

"I Won't Eat Animals," Girl Tells Her Mother

https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=5Npv2Mpbd3w

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat @briellebouquet one of my favorite categories of human centric science is when scientists assume animals will display intelligence by fighting with each other but they end up working together instead, much to the shock of (surely) cis het white male scientists.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat @sebastianmalloy Humans could learn something from this

@SmudgeTheInsultCat @Call_Me_Glitter
You would understand this.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat 🤣🤣

@SmudgeTheInsultCat The M&M is a nice touch.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat "In this house we obey the laws of Thermodynamics!"

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"Perhaps it will be wise to approach the subject cautiously."

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Statistical Thermodynamics was my favorite class!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Sums it up quite well!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat fascinating! I always liked the idea of sending this information with together with Pioneer 10 and Pioneer 11.

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Too right, get on it immediately!
🤣😂🤣😂

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I agree, we need to send her out there to retrieve that disgusting thing.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat The mascot is a jar of mayo.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Sadly, they'd go for this. See the replies. SMH

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Just so we're crystal clear: Just because white people are okay with this DOES NOT mean Indigenous people should be okay with the name of that other (real) sports team.

I've seen too many stupid comments going "hey, I'm white and I'm not offended by you doing this so you shouldn't be when we use your culture in our stuff either!" That's not how that works.

The abuser does not get to determine if their victims should be considered victims or not. Guess who's the abuser.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat to-mah-toes or tom-ay-toes?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat 1000x multipliers are very nice but another big benefit of the metric system is in converting between fluid and cubic volumes and weights. And calories.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat @Stephan

I say Tom-AH-to