@SmudgeTheInsultCat Bon jour!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Bianca and Bernard, ops no.
Bianca e Bernie, ops no.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat fkn ai garbage

@SmudgeTheInsultCat@mas.to Too soon!

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📣This is an announcement of social importance 👆🏽

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I am eagerly awaiting the day my partner finally gives me permission to do this

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Who is even going to get this?

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Noooo, they're illegally diluting their dihydrogen monoxide with water!

@SmudgeTheInsultCat There's also monosodium chloride in your dihydrogen monoxide 😱

@SmudgeTheInsultCat @w4tsn Dihydrogen Oxide is serious stuff. It's a solvent for lots of things and even corrodes steel.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat what about all the biologists who ended up writing code?

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat what they have in common are the back problems

@SmudgeTheInsultCat But where did the dinosaurs emerge?
All over the place apparently

@SmudgeTheInsultCat what is with snails and fishes? These were certainly also before.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat At last it's sorted!

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Now if that was mother nature having that conversation, instead of a made-up patriarchal "god", she would be swift to point out that while the dog lies snoring on the sofa, the cat is keeping your toddler from going where it shouldn't and chasing away any bears that may venture into your garden.

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat That list is why me brushing the kitten's teeth has a likelihood that approaches zero. 🐱

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Definitely better living through chemistry
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Too slow. The dog has already sold the VPN password to China for a pat, a "good boy" and a squeaky toy.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat a lot a shit changes in 40 years, like the negative charisma clown the Orange Anus!

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It was $1.60 when I started. But then, a bottle of Vino Fino was 50 cents at Schwegmanns . So, there's that. 😂

8$ for a big mac? How tf is it this expensive? I don't remember which one is the big mac replacement but it's one of these. 1$ is around 85₽

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Brilliant.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Also if you're just unlucky, you get to go to jail, directly, without passing go and without collecting 200. For no reason at all.

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' Board Games set an unrealistic set of expectations ' sometimes don't they?

Board. Games. 🤦‍♂️🤦

@SmudgeTheInsultCat @dec_hl This one comes up reliably every few years :)

@SmudgeTheInsultCat a couple of years ago, I saw the first commit from the son of the graphics VP at SGI when I was hired in 1997. Doubtful I'll still be doing standards work when his kids get involved, though. Unless they're really precocious.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat "Mum, this code is a mess!"
"Well, tell that to your room..."

@SmudgeTheInsultCat HAHAHAHAHA you GO little girl

@SmudgeTheInsultCat I would like to endow a scholarship fund for that child.

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat or eight spaces. Or unprintable ascii characters.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat because I'm a berk, whenever I see someone type in a password, I say "you have the same password as me. Eight asterisks." How we all laugh.

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Cats can't spell.

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ROTFLMAO

@SmudgeTheInsultCat this is older than Copilot, is the thing.

I agree with you that adding Copilot throws away many opportunities to fix the problem.

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Meanwhile there’s some Led Zeppelin fan who would be giddy if Robert Plant replied to them.

Oh Kluless Karen.

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Happens to Tony Hawk all the time. “Hey, cool name. Like the skateboarder?” https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2019-01/7/9/campaign_images/buzzfeed-prod-web-06/tony-hawk-keeps-tweeting-when-people-dont-recogni-2-20161-1546872690-0_dblbig.jpg

@SmudgeTheInsultCat ahahahahaha!!!