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LillyLyle/Count Melancholia

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Now if that was mother nature having that conversation, instead of a made-up patriarchal "god", she would be swift to point out that while the dog lies snoring on the sofa, the cat is keeping your toddler from going where it shouldn't and chasing away any bears that may venture into your garden.

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FurballsNHairballs

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William Conner

@SmudgeTheInsultCat That list is why me brushing the kitten's teeth has a likelihood that approaches zero. 🐱

zendao42

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Definitely better living through chemistry
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Glen Turner (VK5TU)

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Too slow. The dog has already sold the VPN password to China for a pat, a "good boy" and a squeaky toy.

Robert Taylor

@SmudgeTheInsultCat a lot a shit changes in 40 years, like the negative charisma clown the Orange Anus!

Judy Olo

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It was $1.60 when I started. But then, a bottle of Vino Fino was 50 cents at Schwegmanns . So, there's that. πŸ˜‚

Π“Ρ€ΠΈΠ³ΠΎΡ€ΠΈΠΉ Клюшников

8$ for a big mac? How tf is it this expensive? I don't remember which one is the big mac replacement but it's one of these. 1$ is around 85β‚½

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Random Walker 😷πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸΈ

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Also if you're just unlucky, you get to go to jail, directly, without passing go and without collecting 200. For no reason at all.

@infosec_jcp πŸˆπŸƒ done differently

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' Board Games set an unrealistic set of expectations ' sometimes don't they?

Board. Games. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦

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Jon

@SmudgeTheInsultCat a couple of years ago, I saw the first commit from the son of the graphics VP at SGI when I was hired in 1997. Doubtful I'll still be doing standards work when his kids get involved, though. Unless they're really precocious.

Mark

@SmudgeTheInsultCat "Mum, this code is a mess!"
"Well, tell that to your room..."

ralph_himself

@SmudgeTheInsultCat or eight spaces. Or unprintable ascii characters.

Jon Roach

@SmudgeTheInsultCat because I'm a berk, whenever I see someone type in a password, I say "you have the same password as me. Eight asterisks." How we all laugh.

Matt Godden

@SmudgeTheInsultCat pssst Ancient Greek sculptures were predominantly Bronze, the stone ones are Roman copies. ;)

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LivingCode

@SmudgeTheInsultCat well mostly it's this one Norwegian guy who does all that stuff....

elilla&, tactical travesti

@SmudgeTheInsultCat out of curiosity, anyone has a list of the best-seller comics in Norway?

πŸ”οΈ owl 🌲

@SmudgeTheInsultCat those are per capita number i assume, so the total population isn't relevant.

but then finland should be the biggest coffee drinkers, so i'm confused. anyway rock on norwegians.

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