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fuck-customers The next person who tries to correct me when I say "Happy Holidays" is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, "No, it's MERRY CHRISTMAS." I'm pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar's boycotting butt, Karen. batzendrick My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the "War on Christmas" bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it: "Merry Christmas." "Happy holidays." "No. I said Merry Christmas." "Do you know what Hanukkah is about?" "No, what?" "Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah."

Like 30 Dec 2024 at 4:14 | Open on mas.to

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat Never mind that Happy Holidays in the 1950s was referring to both Christmas and New Year. Now its just expanded. Have a Merry Christmas but a terrible new year

30 Dec 2024 at 4:20 | Open on friendica.myportal.social

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@SmudgeTheInsultCat #Brilliant 😁👍

30 Dec 2024 at 4:41 | Open on bookstodon.com

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Which holidays? I don't care if you say Merry Christmas, happy Hanukkah, Kwanza, Lunar New Year, just be specific!

30 Dec 2024 at 6:00 | Open on queerfedi.com

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