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JimmyChezPants
Evil Bunny Pottymouth
Draken BlackKnight

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
We are safely in His Noodly Appendage, RAmen.

10 Nov 2023 at 16:31 | Open on mastodon.online
Draken BlackKnight

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
It helps that I have a copy of The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster right next to me.

10 Nov 2023 at 16:34 | Open on mastodon.online
Adam R. Wood

@SmudgeTheInsultCat One of my former co-workers was an ordained Pastafarian priest. Easily one of the most interesting people I've ever known.

10 Nov 2023 at 16:37 | Open on mastodon.online
Nuncio Bitis ✷ ✅ 🏳️‍🌈
I'm listening
Misha Van Mollusq 🏳️‍⚧️ ♀
Badger AF (he/him)
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LilyoftheRally

@SmudgeTheInsultCat Reminds me of Biblically Accurate Angels.

10 Nov 2023 at 18:03 | Open on mastodon.social
Michael Vilain

@SmudgeTheInsultCat
If I have celiac disease and can't eat wheat without having an anaphylactic reaction, does that make me a FSM atheist?
If I'm "sensitive to wheat" does that make me a FSM agnostic?

10 Nov 2023 at 18:05 | Open on sfba.social
Mei Lin

@mvilain @SmudgeTheInsultCat
I do not believe so, you can still eat rice, can't you?

There are rice noodles out there and the FSM can take many a noodly form.

10 Nov 2023 at 18:15 | Open on rubber.social
Holly🍁:mstdn:

@mvilain @SmudgeTheInsultCat You’re going to have to break off from the mainstream Pastifarians and create the GF Pastifarians. Then we can fight about whether the true NoodleyGoodness is with or without gluten. (That’s how religion works, no? 🤔)

10 Nov 2023 at 20:56 | Open on mstdn.ca
FeralRobots

@SmudgeTheInsultCat am I the only person who looks at The FSM & sees Chthulhu to the Nth Power?

10 Nov 2023 at 19:45 | Open on mastodon.social
Snowshadow

@SmudgeTheInsultCat

Look!
It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
<satisfied grin>
I *knew* it had to be real! LOL🤣

10 Nov 2023 at 21:09 | Open on mastodon.social
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