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Ertain

@nixCraft That makes me think that the code was going to fall down anyway, and that small commit was the straw which broke the camel's back. So even if that small commit wasn't performed, the senior developers were going to do a small commit, and *that* would have broken the whole thing, too.

nixCraft 🐧

Step 0 - get a great idea

Step 1 - spend many hours finding the perfect domain

Step 2 - register domain

Step 3 - go to sleep

Step 4 - init new git repo and start committing code

Step 5 - over a few weeks, begin losing interest in the project

Step 6 - year passed. Domain expired

Step 7 - go to step # 0

nixCraft 🐧

^^^ This is the closest devs and IT folks get to spend their money, like how some folks spend on booze, hookers and gambling. The only difference is you probably have better teeth and no STDs. Lmao.

nixCraft 🐧

See, I'm not making up this shit. I registered these many moons ago, & now I'm paying renewal tax without making in $$$'s 😭😭😭 I even have a half-backed app written in web2py in 1.9. I'm pretty sure it won't work now because web2py is in version 2.21.1 these days. 😭😭😭

nixCraft 🐧

not gonna lie it is a rare occasion for it to actually run without errors

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Bjornsdottirs

@nixCraft i would be scared of accidentally escaping, to my death, if i was on that mission

TeegeackAVClubSecretary

@nixCraft it's always a pleasant surprise, isn't it?

When it not only runs, but the compiler doesn't spit out any warnings, then I briefly feel almost invincible.

nixCraft 🐧

Seven things that you need to tell your kid to change their life:

1 I love you

2 I'll be here if you need me

3 Everything is going to be alright

4 Make a backup all important data

5 Verify backup

6 Find out the restore time for backup

7 Cloud is someone else computer

nixCraft 🐧

*** Developers ***

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

nixCraft 🐧

That is the real reason why I need a 16-core CPU ;)

Arclight

@nixCraft I'd argue that both use cases are gaming; compiling the Linux kernel is just a not-very-fun text adventure.

Schrottkatze :wizardcat:

@nixCraft *builds high end workstation level hardware for running nixos-unstable-small*

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BOFH 🇺🇦 🇺🇸
True story: I just set a rule in Outlook that moves any incoming email that's (a) not from someone in my address book/ "Trusted Senders", and (b) from outside my organization into Junk.

Doing that pretty much makes you unsusceptible for phishing/ spear-phishing. Unless your organization gets breached. In which case you've got bigger issues.
nonobstant

@nixCraft "Young Michael Scott Shaking Ed Truck's Hand" meme from "The Office US"

Text on Ed Truck : "IT Security : you passed the phishing test"

Young Michael Scott : "Me who never opens any emails"

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