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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

#️⃣Caturday ⁽ᵐᵉᵒʷ ᵐᵉᵒʷ ᵐᵉᵒʷ⁾ 🎼

29 June at 21:15 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

You are cordially invited to my trolley problem...

27 June at 21:08 | Open on infosec.exchange
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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xyhhx :PunkFelix:
@infosec_jcp 🆓🐦🐈🃏 done differently

@catsalad

Uh oh. Got the new Windows updated AI inside one .... error msg. 🤦‍♂️

Same. Rude. 🤖
22 June at 16:29 | Open on infosec.exchange
PirateRo

@catsalad there’s a blue screen of death. Also, a green screen, a black screen and a blank screen.

22 June at 17:06 | Open on mastodon.world
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

To be fair, the bananas started it...

11 June at 3:41 | Open on infosec.exchange
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Steven Sandoval

@catsalad I'm just quietly horrified the catʼs paws are contaminating countertops.

11 June at 13:27 | Open on twit.social
Mastodonschmetterling 🦋🤍
United Space Cats 😻

@catsalad Radioactive banana, activate secure hooman mode. :pensive_party_blob:

11 June at 15:09 | Open on mastodon.social
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

AI generated content in a nutshell

(Disclaimer: This has to be one of the worst videos I've ever watched... enjoy)

10 June at 16:48 | Open on infosec.exchange
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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

That must feel good...

:ablobcatmelt:
4 June at 19:14 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Keeping up with current events...
4 June at 9:59 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Tante Anja

@catsalad I just watch this over and over again and it makes me so happy. Thank you for sharing.

25 May at 16:10 | Open on mastodon.nl
Dianora

@catsalad Ohhhh making that weird little half meow sound too I bet!

25 May at 18:56 | Open on ottawa.place
MarkRDavid
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Hey, you should try our new prescription medication! 💊

Side effects include: sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing, trouble speaking, sleeping, eating, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden psychosis, supercalifragilisticexpialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs, fanaticism, chronic déjà vu, transient telepathy, changes in your destiny, ancient forms of leprosy, chronic déjà vu, loss of hair: hair, weight, smell, taste, balance, vision, hearing, strength, loss of memory, will to live, sense of self, fucks to give.

⚠️ Do not take this medicine if you are pregnant, breastfeeding, or a human person. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

Hey, you should try our new prescription medication! 💊

Side effects include: sneezing, wheezing, labored breathing, trouble speaking, sleeping, eating, hemorrhages, internal bleeding, feeling short of breath, nausea, dry mouth, cough, and fever, blockages of the ureter, choking, bloating, tremors, coma, stroke, or death, mood swings, muscle aches, weight gain, fugue states, osteoporosis, sudden psychosis, supercalifragilisticexpialidosis, masochism, vampirism, sudden necromanticism, phantom limbs,...

7 May at 0:49 | Open on infosec.exchange
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EdBruce

@catsalad Took medication and one of the side effects was a sudden unexpected death???

7 May at 10:11 | Open on infosec.exchange
Григорий Клюшников

In general, it is not advisable to take any medication intended for extraterrestrial beings.

7 May at 13:31
Ángel
😆 The repetition of "chronic déjà vu" is genious.
8 May at 15:19 | Open on triptico.com
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Sylvain MAILLER

@catsalad
Is it catsplaining you how to do pottery ??
@Blanche

14 April at 15:16 | Open on mastodon.zaclys.com
cloudless_sky

@catsalad
Cool! And I thought my cat is creative ... yours obviously tops her .. ❤️🙃🐈‍⬛😎

15 April at 16:20 | Open on norden.social
Ismaila
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Hi, printer expert here! This is not funny, printers only do when they're in extreme distress...

10 April at 10:23 | Open on infosec.exchange
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Dohány Tamás

@catsalad It's the Christmas tree mode, turn off gently.

20 June at 13:49 | Open on mas.to
Jim Flanagan

@catsalad A printer is never the victim

20 June at 13:54 | Open on hachyderm.io
Moe Lassus

@catsalad That printer needs to be sent to the abattoir.

20 June at 15:41 | Open on mastodon.social
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow: 
GET /boop/cat HTTP/1.1
Host: cat.salad

HTTP/1.1 403 Bless your heart
Content-Type: text/html

<html>
<head><title>403 😾</title></head>
 <body>
  <h1>Now Get!</h1>
   <p>Y'ain't got no /boop/cat rights 'round here.</p>
   </body>
</html>

#️⃣CatSalad #Caturday

6 April at 10:43 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Alarm is set... Now for the sleepy
3 April at 6:31 | Open on infosec.exchange
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@catsalad spicy pillow. that alarm is prolly a nuclear clock isnt it?

3 April at 6:37 | Open on infosec.exchange
unixjunk1e 🌵
Bornach

@catsalad
I once found an iPhone in that condition by the side of the road. I disconnected and fully discharged the battery before dumping it in the battery bin at the supermarket. Removed the miniature speaker and taptic engine then dumped the rest.

I wanna try the trick of blowing out a candle using the iPhone speaker but without the app
interestingengineering.com/vid

Might use the taptic engine to make a wrist wearable metronome to help me keep time
youtu.be/ZfNG_LFN2F8

@catsalad
I once found an iPhone in that condition by the side of the road. I disconnected and fully discharged the battery before dumping it in the battery bin at the supermarket. Removed the miniature speaker and taptic engine then dumped the rest.

I wanna try the trick of blowing out a candle using the iPhone speaker but without the app
interestingengineering.com/vid

3 April at 7:00 | Open on fosstodon.org
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
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Analog AI

@catsalad Yes, definitely stick your card in there and let Kali scan it.

1 April at 0:03 | Open on hachyderm.io
mmu_man

@catsalad it's likely more secure than any other 😄

1 April at 2:30 | Open on m.g3l.org
YourName
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

InfoSec Tip — T-pose when you patch to assert your dominance

23 March at 3:42 | Open on infosec.exchange
vandorb12

@catsalad the servers don't have cameras... How would they know?

23 March at 3:55 | Open on infosec.exchange
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:
CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

Thoughts on Plasma 6 which just released end of February? I'm considering trying the new KDE Neon #Linux distro :breadthink:
14 March at 13:58 | Open on infosec.exchange
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Doug Elkin

@catsalad so far, so good. I'm coming from a bspwm setup and slowly trying to find free time to work on a transition to Hyprland. I'm using Plasma 6 as a safe space to get work done in the meantime.

14 March at 14:00 | Open on fosstodon.org
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