Gregory's Server
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I have $1,000 in my wallet. My friend has $5. I pressure him into giving me a dollar so I can donate it to charity. This is exactly how those appeals to donate the change at cash registers work.
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@drmaddkap police man "Why you got so much cash? Give it to me so I can charge it with a drug crime and keep it." @drmaddkap I was at the Wickes store a while ago and they asked if Iβd like to donate Β£1 to Ukraine. I said sure, and take another Β£ for your Palestine appeal. So, just Β£1 then, of course. Yes I know the creator of the GIF said it is supposed to be pronounced "JIF". But he's dead, and I don't care if he's rolling in his jrave right now.
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  @drmaddkap Imagine my disappointment 40ish years ago when I found my dad's tape labeled "5 MINUTE FLICK" @drmaddkap Somewhere is a group of ppl who genuinely cannot see the word "Fuck". Or any other dirty word. And keep approving design choices like that. "Frick or Treat" is the parent approved version... Where do the bad rainbows go? Prism. They get a light sentence. It gives them time to reflect.
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 @drmaddkap In EUA I have 1,65 Cat balls, 500 Moons round around the earth, 2 pencils and 1 thumbs my weight is ΒΌ of a dry cow Threat Assessment You have the world's lamest superpower. While other people were gifted with flight, laser vision, and magic, you got "threat assessment". At least that's what you call it. It's not like you're going to tell anybody else about it. You're a unique power is the ability to see how dangerous someone is. This knowledge appears, only to you, as a number floating over their heads. Look at a baby, you'll see a one. An average adult, a three. A Marine? Usually a five or a six. (1/). This power hasn't helped you at all in your white collar job at a minor chemical manufacturing facility in the Midwest. Until today, when you saw your first nine. At first, you couldn't believe what you were seeing. A nine? Was something wrong with your power? Especially considering who it was. Today is the day that the your CEO was meeting with the CEO of Gotham Power. How could Bruce Wayne be a nine? Sure he had money and power, and that usually raised someone's score, but a nine? (2/)
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 @drmaddkap I don't understand the unit, surely 22 penguins is about the size of one seal? I guess it depends which species you're talking about though, and how old they are. WOW. Elon Musk just took a swipe at Mastodon, calling it "Masterbatedon" and making fun of the people here. A man who just spent $44 BILLION USD is afraid of this service. And he should be. There's no way he can make money off of it. This is how we take back the internet and our lives, my friends.  @drmaddkap I CANT BELIEVE LMAOOO pls show me I want to see it with my own eyes |
