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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist

keming: (n) what happens to words when your font has poor kerning

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FenrixWulf :verified_gay:

@drmaddkap Reminds me of this oldie that is STILL HAPPENING.

Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist

@FenrixWulf well to be fair, there still is a lot of fuckering going on.

Z̡̭͆́E̲͞n͇̘̔̕ ̈R̬̦̃͘I̛͖o̡̟͑͒t

@drmaddkap @FenrixWulf who would even want a flickering light? This is a scam selling defective lamps.

Delta Wye

@drmaddkap
50% “Ooof”
59% “Ooof but they knew”

Kat

@DeltaWye
30% hard up against the deadline to get them made in time.
@drmaddkap

Delta Wye

@KatS @drmaddkap Wait how did I put 59 in there not 50 I am so dumb as hell

Kat

@DeltaWye @drmaddkap That was a mistake?
I assumed that was part of the bit.

Delta Wye

@KatS @drmaddkap Oh god now I’m inadvertently “blocking” (improv) I NEVER block

Kat

@DeltaWye @drmaddkap Oops. Maybe it's a good time for "yes, and..."

Tim @toolbear#spicy@ Taylor 🌻🇺🇦🇵🇸✊

@KatS
…aaaaaand SCENE!

(I got your back from the backline)

Now could someone from the audience name a kitchen appliance?
@DeltaWye @drmaddkap

Tim @toolbear#spicy@ Taylor 🌻🇺🇦🇵🇸✊

>

(I got your back from the backline)

That was the best part of doing improv comedy and was the biggest reason I was willing to sign up for classes in the first place. The thought of doing standup comedy alone on a stage is terrifying, but I will make a total fool of myself on stage if we're jumping off that cliff together.
@KatS @DeltaWye @drmaddkap

Delta Wye

@toolbear @KatS (Pruning Dr. here to prevent draw-out!) This may have been a missed career opportunity for me - but my sense of humor is both dry and a little Andy Kaufmanesque - the sort of thing where people nervously laugh and aren't sure if I'm joking or not! (I need to be very mindful of that!)

Semach.the.monkey

@drmaddkap I'll take treat... oh, wait, what was the other option?

JimRI

@drmaddkap I know which one I'm hoping for this Halloween.

Space Hobo Actual

@drmaddkap But proper keming keeps your text looking dean and modem.

Robin Hood

@drmaddkap trans rights cat says “tuck or treat”

PeachMcD

@drmaddkap

Thank you! I learned TWO useful words today! 🙆🏻‍♀️👏🏼🙆🏻‍♀️
That doesn't happen often to this old & voracious reader

I also giggled, but that happens a lot these days

Esmé Ciredutemps

Qp @drmaddkap le chat de Schrödinger, je connais 😏

Maria Liv

@drmaddkap@meow.social I wonder what the designer was thinking when he/she saw the boxes, laying on his/her desk in the morning. Maybe “oh dear, that didn't come out the way I planned… But I can't admit that I was wrong, so I am going to pretend that everything is normal, and send them all to the store. Maybe no one will notice”. 👀

JuTaRo :emacs: ☕

@drmaddkap I don't get it, I thought this what Halloween was all about? I always place a nice box of neon colored condoms at my door every year and no one ever tricks me.

Chris Bohn

@drmaddkap Imagine my disappointment 40ish years ago when I found my dad's tape labeled "5 MINUTE FLICK"

:blahaj: Why Not Zoidberg? 🦑

@drmaddkap Somewhere is a group of ppl who genuinely cannot see the word "Fuck". Or any other dirty word. And keep approving design choices like that.

"Frick or Treat" is the parent approved version...

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