@drmaddkap @simonandcad
<silent screaming>

@drmaddkap Then they get released into a new spectrum of responsibilities

@drmaddkap Hopefully they change their direction in life, and the color of their spots.

@drmaddkap if you swore during those jokes it would be colorful.

@drmaddkap People are split on this sentence.

Ping @ljw

@drmaddkap

@drmaddkap

@drmaddkap I feel like what you did with this post was glaringly obvious...

But some people may need you to illuminate the joke. :P

@drmaddkap
That is awesomely funny! 🤣

@drmaddkap

🎶 Why are there so many
puns about rainbows?

@drmaddkap THE COURT HEREBY ORDERS THE BAILIFF TO WHACK THE DEFENDANT'S PEE-PEE *bangs gavel*

@drmaddkap This is some deep stuff

@drmaddkap You are clearly on the spectrum.

@drmaddkap oh this is a good one !

@drmaddkap but totally internally, obviously

@drmaddkap

@drmaddkap A shining example of the very brightest humor.

@drmaddkap 😭🤣

@drmaddkap Oh dude, lighten up… (j/k)

@drmaddkap STOP IT!

@drmaddkap

It's not #punday yet.

Go to jail, do not collect $100

@drmaddkap Sometimes they get through the gratings & cause interference though

@drmaddkap aaaaaaagh

@drmaddkap
I can see right through these puns...

They are very transparently Dad Jokes.

@drmaddkap Sadly, they tend to remain refractory.

@drmaddkap personally I'm a prism abolitionist. It's just another tool the ruling class uses to divide us

@drmaddkap
It's refracting on what it did.

@drmaddkap this made me giggle like this for 30 seconds: he he he he ehe he ehe he he

you deserve to know

@drmaddkap

@Prism, what do you have to say for yourself, in light of these allegations?

Why do I support voting rights for rainbow felons?

Why not? I don’t care about the issues they can photon.

…

I’m sorry. I’ll see myself out.

@drmaddkap Immediately called my sis and shared this with her. Good one!

@drmaddkap It's like if Mitch Hedberg wrote dad jokes!

@drmaddkap yes officer, that person right there. They've been using puns.

@drmaddkap wouldn't that be refract?

@drmaddkap This post is illuminating.

@drmaddkap

😹

@drmaddkap How do you get out of prism, anyway?

@drmaddkap please stop

@drmaddkap Autschn :blobcatfacepalm:

:blobcatgiggle:

@drmaddkap Be gay, do crime! Suddenly makes even more sense. 😁

@drmaddkap raccoon boyo's on FIRE today :3

@drmaddkap dad?

@drmaddkap This is too much pun-ishment.

@drmaddkap loved it! So that deserved a follow!

@drmaddkap

Prisms are dad-joke generators? Who knew!

@drmaddkap
💙💚

@drmaddkap #physikEdu

@drmaddkap Brilliant 😆

@drmaddkap @thac0 check this one out 😂

@drmaddkap hehehe

@drmaddkap 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

@drmaddkap Ow.

**OW**

@drmaddkap Don't they go on a bender?

@drmaddkap

@drmaddkap it had to be said 😂 👏 :nice:

@drmaddkap this one went to the pub.

@drmaddkap it lens them perspective

@drmaddkap STOP !!!! BEINGG DEVIOUS

@drmaddkap this is lovely

@drmaddkap 👏

@drmaddkap and they come out different from how they went in?

@drmaddkap @Writch <eyetwitch>

@drmaddkap And you kept it going. Bravo, Doctor.

@drmaddkap yes!

@drmaddkap
Why are mirrors the greatest philosophers?

They are always reflecting.

@drmaddkap They're all bent.

@drmaddkap I bet Roy G. Biv is a terrible cellmate too

@drmaddkap is there a silver lining to this tale?

@drmaddkap
CC: @ed1conf
@kusuriya

@drmaddkap Did you hear about the rainbows that went to prison? They're a right bunch of colourful characters.

@drmaddkap GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID. (hee hee hee)

@drmaddkap this was quite painful .
I’d scale it a 7.823 on the pain scale

@drmaddkap
Refraction of infraction

@drmaddkap
Did you make this up? It’s great.

@drmaddkap Genius!

@drmaddkap posts like this will get an instant follow from me.

@drmaddkap

i think this may be yours -> 👑

on the matter of imprisoning light:

"Advanced computing has helped researchers solve a decades-old mystery about light localization in 3D structures. The study found that light can be trapped or “localized” in random packings of metallic spheres, paving the way for potential developments in lasers and photocatalysts. Credit: Yale University"

https://scitechdaily.com/trapping-light-in-3d-physicists-unlock-the-longstanding-mystery-of-trapped-waves/

@drmaddkap the severity of their crime must be pretty light.

@drmaddkap
It gives them time to come together and be white.

@drmaddkap this joke is fabulous.

@drmaddkap 🤭😆 Thank you for today's giggle

@drmaddkap I almost dyed laughing. Now I'm just chromatose.