Gregory's Server#SilentSunday Eric is finally asleep after being hyperactive all night. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat #blep
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I am an anxious, ginger, domestic short-haired cat in the UK. Testimonials: Header: Colin is standing on a pavement
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Outrage! The humans have not only bought a new bed, but have moved the room around. I am not happy. I was not consulted. I have hissed at it and shouted, but they are refusing to put everything back how it was before. Does no one consider my needs when making such decisions? #Caturday #Cat #Fedicat #CatsOfMastodon I have a bald patch, but I won't let anyone see. It might be from where Eric kicked me, or when I had a panic attack and over groomed myself afterwards. Who knows? When the preferred human rudely tried to inspect me, I verbally abused Eric. I do not require inspection. Outrage. It rained, so I hid in my favourite bush, only to find that Eric was also hiding there. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats :blobcatglare: The preferred human had a bad fall. As chief paramedicat, I was the first on scene and conducted all the necessary assessments. After the man had given her pain relief, I assisted with her getting up by being a cute distraction and making supportive quacks. They said I am a good boy. I am now providing hugs and healing purrs. #CatsOfMastodon #Paramedicat #Cat #Caturday Last night, I had a terrible time. I was having a lovely time running around at my normal running around time, but then it started raining heavily. I was left outside in it for months and got very wet. The humans didn't open the door to save me until well after midnight! I'm having the most dreadful night. The humans decided to keep Eric in due to the fighting, but he went for me instead. I lost almost all of my fur! I am pretty much bald! The humans relented on the nighttime ban, so I went to the opium bush. I got absolutely covered with seeds. They were everywhere. I'm now back inside and I have been groomed, but I'm upset and can't settle down for a snooze. The photo is from earlier today of me looking disapprovingly at Eric. #Cats #CatsOfMastodon Eric has been in a street fight and woke everyone up at 2:30am with his uncouth screaming. The preferred human has had to clean him up from all the foliage stuck to him after he had wildly rampaged through the opium bush to escape. He woke me up. I am upset and my peace is disturbed as he is now walking around the house hyped up, psyched up, ready for wilin'. #Cat #CatsOfMastodon #ThugLife #FediCats Y'know how my humans ruined my life by getting Eric? Vesta's humans have gone a step further and got a dog! She is justifiably unhappy. I have said I can go round to kill him if she wants or I can put in the paperwork for his removal. Eric was washing, but forgot what he was doing and sat in a very inappropriate way for a long time. I gave him several disapproving stares. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats The preferred human, against my advice, went out last night. Now I've had to work really hard paramedicatting all day on a #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #Cats I have requested a meeting with the management as the unauthorised people were in the garden again. This really cannot go on! This time, they were taking the scaffolding down. Why put it up only to take it down again? Anyway, I gave them a hard stare and they left. In the absence of a bed to hide under, Eric is in a wardrobe. There are unauthorised people in the garden again. I'm bravely staring at them furiously to make them leave. Eric, in the absence of the place of safety, is looking for a place to hide. He is no use in a crisis. #CatsOfMastodon #Cat Last night, I tried to catch a tiny mouse, but it hid under Eric's tail. He didn't notice, so I lost it. #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Hunting |
@Colin :blobcatshocked:
He doesn't have any manners when he is sleeping :blobcatfearful: