is there a general consensus here about larry david/curb your enthusiasm?

*furiously googling "French philosophers who aren't absolute monsters in their personal lives"*

zero results returned

i hate to be a grammar snob, but it should actually be "Fewer Miserables"

the "skull.site" instance is #canceled (European spelling)

they called me a "clownface" and told me to "go home and cry to mommy"

some people watch a movie like Hitchcock's The Birds and look for an underlying subtext. But it's not there. Hitchcock was an asshole, but one of his few redeemable qualities was his understanding that birds absolutely fucking suck

for a few minutes i thought nobody could see dot social posts, but it turns out my posts just fucking stink

The ravages of climate change will not affect New Jersey. It will continue to look and smell like that

2020 just got a whole lot sexier

@Gargron you think that city is ready for you, Eugen?

Job Interviewer: so where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me: the bottom of a river. let's talk compensation