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healyn

mastodon username @Freedom4MeAnd4Thee just let me know George Soros personally ruined his parents' marriage, and i am now "red-pilled"

healyn

Just wanted to give everyone a heads up that A) I'm done shaving my face, and B) This is my expression when reading all your bullshit

healyn

sooo, some personal news. i've been hired to defend donald trump in his impeachment trial

healyn

i refuse to watch The Hunt For Red October because it's not possible to hunt a month. An absurd movie on its face

healyn

the uptick in mentions of 1984 and 230 and 69 is just more evidence of the growing tyranny of numbers. subscribe to my onlyfans for an in-depth breakdown

healyn

This is the picture I now look at before hitting TOOT! because it says, "you sure about this?"

healyn

i don't know if there's an influx of new users, but my sincere, honest tip to anyone new is to just interact with people in a non-weird way

i've immediately followed back people in the past, and sometimes it's been a huge mistake. but i've always been receptive to anyone who just wants to shoot the shit in a decent way

healyn

Nate Silver and Glenn Greenwald are very smart guys who need to be way less online, because they're fucking insufferable

healyn

i've changed my mind on Greenwald, i think he's just a scumbag

healyn

in case anyone missed the Jingle Jam livestream, Eugen just posted it, so you can check it out there. Eugen's got you covered, as far as the Jingle Jam livestream thing goes

☭Jhey☭

@healyn thanks healyn i did in fact miss eugen posting about the jingle jam livestream in case anyone missed the jingle jam livestream

healyn

Controversial Movie Opinion:

Green Book is a decent buddy/road trip movie that just should have never been in the "best picture" conversation. it's fine. good actors

healyn

i don't think Star Wars stormtroopers have had the least bit of training. just a bunch of useless clumsy oafs

Eugen Rochko

@healyn I think they have an entry exam where if you score too high they don’t accept you

healyn

i really hate when i'm trying to watch an adorable animal video and they keep throwing in captions like "who dis hooman". shut your fucking mouth, and let me see what the cat has to say

healyn

one thing you gotta hand to the search function on any mastodon app: it's really good

healyn

dracula does not scare me. i will never be intimidated by someone who wears a cape

healyn

movies these days are too abstract for my taste. i miss movies like The Deer Hunter, a straight forward film about hunting deer

Eugen Rochko

@healyn I have never seen that movie but I hate it passionately because people think I'm talking about it when I'm talking about the Dear Hunter.

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