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Ariadne Conill 🐰

if you refill it with anything other than kikkoman it will explode

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Baloo Uriza

@ariadne You ain't kidding. One winter I had one of those sitting in a cold kitchen sink when I dumped hot water from the stove into it. Glass *everywhere*.

kaoudis

@ariadne definitely do not refill with hot sauce

Keith Gable :whyfox:🇺🇦🌻

@ariadne the Japanese says “or do whatever you want, I’m soy sauce, not a cop”

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@ariadne I feel like this is less so a problem of the domain and moreso a problem of the notation and browser's ability to communicate to the user what it's actually doing.

I think an interesting solution could be to introduce a new scheme, say "web" that restricts what syntax is accepted to a subset used commonly by sites on the web.
Nekojimi

@ariadne Why on earth did we make Google de facto rulers of the internet

Ariadne Conill 🐰

i’m sure you’ll be *shocked* to hear that the STOP CSAM act has nothing to do with actually stopping CSAM and everything to do with undermining end to end encryption

Ariadne Conill 🐰

these laws always skew towards FUD. FUD about pedophiles. FUD about human trafficking. both of those concerns are to some degree legitimate, of course, and while pedophiles and human traffickers do benefit from end to end encryption, so does everyone else. they want you to forget that everyone benefits and focus on the criminal element instead.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

got a bottle of rabbit mezcal, and a patch set to add emoji reactions to mastodon

demize

@ariadne I won't even schedule a maintenance window if you merge that in to Treehouse, I will just immediately upgrade as soon as I find out

Ariadne Conill 🐰

nothing sums up the san francisco bay area more than their unironic disdain for the poor.

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chjara :hakasenyan: :verified:
@ariadne the fact that it's not only reporting for that, but using the specific term "panhandling"
Frost「:therian:|霜の狼|人面獣心」🐺❄️

@ariadne We live here, we're poor, and yeah everything just feels kinda hostile.

We prooobably shouldn't join that instance, huh.

LisPi

@ariadne Meanwhile they of course don't see any problem with the /weird/ money flows into private businesses in that same area.

Or the suspiciously and inexplicably expensive military contractors.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

i'm at the intersection of "wanting pizza," and "having frozen pizza in freezer"

Ariadne Conill 🐰

why can't pizza places be 24 hour. surely i am not the first person to want pizza, at 7 AM.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

very disturbing trends regarding the monetization of plushies

Dr. Sbaitso

@ariadne We're still suffering from Clinton's policies and Gingrich's Contract With America.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

very concerned about how mastodon will monetize

wakame

@ariadne
Easy: By creating a product so awesome that its users will gladly crowdfund further development.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

pretty funny watching white fedi’s response to black twitter embracing bluesky after being burned by activitypub’s broken moderation and threat model 🙃

Ariadne Conill 🐰

look i’m with you on bluesky being bad. but there are lessons to be learned and postmortems to be had. and anyone claiming there isn’t is in denial. you all were told by me and others all the way back in the early days of ActivityPub that we needed to take the abuse and trust problems seriously.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

To be clear, no, Mastodon gGmbH cannot just "be sold to a VC or an equity fund."

By the way, anyone claiming things get "sold to VCs" probably doesn't actually know what they are talking about. The venture market definitely does not work that way.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

how are we feeling about tomorrow’s launch attempt?

Anonymous poll

Poll

explosion at pad
14
11.6%
explosion in flight
18
14.9%
cancelled again due to technical fault
81
66.9%
successful flight
8
6.6%
121 people voted.
Voting ended 20 Apr 2023 at 12:14.
Ariadne Conill 🐰

“largest non-nuclear explosion in history” if it explodes at pad

Klampfradler 🎸🚴

@ariadne I am currently writing Vocata, which does ActivityStreams right™ by strictly seeing the Fediverse as an RDF graph. It can use Neo4j as storage backend.

Feel free to jump in!

codeberg.org/Vocata/vocata

Ariadne Conill 🐰

seeing some “lol fuck section 230” posts around here, which is pretty ironic considering section 230 is essential for the fediverse to exist at all

Ariadne Conill 🐰

yeah, fuck big tech, but let’s not cut our noses off to spite our face, yeah?

Ariadne Conill 🐰

i had a strange dream where i was a gordon ramsay type person who came in and fixed failing tech startups

Ariadne Conill 🐰

“yeah you can take a swing at me but your EBITDA is still negative”

Ariadne Conill 🐰

it’s spelled Mastodon by the way, not Mastadon.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

to be absolutely clear, i have added (and am adding more) features to my instance because my community asked for them.

we do not care about the tacit approval of communities outside our own. if you want to have real conversations, great, but if you just want to bark orders at us at the threat of defederation, you're better off just hitting that defederate button now, because we are entirely disinterested in playing with white bullies.

Ariadne Conill 🐰

now then, i have to cross the thunder plains with teedus

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