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Darius Kazemi

given all the news recently, it's important to remember: you either die an old person or live short enough to not actually be able to do that

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Darius Kazemi

Left: the lettuce I painstakingly reared from seed indoors and then transplanted

Right: the lettuce I bought as starts at the nursery

Wondering if it's even worth trying to raise from seed next year... :sadboi: #gardening

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varx/tech

@darius I'm sure you could get similar results by growing from seed if you had a good growlight and a germination/heating mat. (Other useful things: A gentle fan on a timer to keep the seedlings from getting leggy, and possibly something to keep the humidity a little elevated.)

You might also try getting a mix of varieties and growing them all together and saving seed, letting them cross. Do some selection and pretty soon you'll have a grex that's adapted to your growing practices and local climate. :-)

Merijn 👨‍💻:mastodon:

@darius this happened to our tomatoes too. The seeds grew like crap and died, the starters from the local supermarket absolutely blew them away.

Gwenfar Dewines Planhigion

@darius think of it as succession planting. The bolted ones will soon be bitter, so pull them up so the seedlings get more light and you'll soon be harvesting them

Darius Kazemi

Babe are you okay? You've barely laughed at any of the social media posts I've made in this format

Darius Kazemi

it's a nomination just to be honored tonight...

Darius Kazemi

Just saw this headline: "Salad Dressing Recalled in 26 States"

Now imagining an article that is 26 interviews:

"Ummm... yeah I remember salad dressing. That's the liquid you put on salad to lubricate and flavor the leaves, right?" - A man from Nevada

etc etc

Alternately it's interviews with one person in 26 different mental states. States of matter? Idk

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bern victim

@darius oh, sure. back in aught-nine is when i first tried the sesame-shiitake, and let me tell you, salad ain't been the same since.

Daniel Cassidy 🦌

@darius I'm just enjoying the implication that the other 24 states have such lax food safety standards that they just let people eat poisoned salad dressing

Darius Kazemi

Kind of want a bumper sticker that says "EARTH WITHOUT 'EAR' IS 'TH'"

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DELETED

@darius earth without AR (augmented reality) is ETH (etherium) so keep playing pokémon go

alx++

@darius I allow myself a little giggle every time I see FRIENDS OF THE EAR truncated on my bank statement.

Darius Kazemi

was reminded about O.C.'s "Time's Up" and ughhh I love this song so much. My favorite opening to a rap song ever, maybe?

> You lack the minerals and vitamins, irons and the niacin / fuck who did I offend, rappers sit back I'm bout to begin

Also there's so much in this track that's been sampled on other songs, it's wild

youtube.com/watch?v=IcpyncBbLj

Darius Kazemi

I still tear up a little when I think about this short story I read once. Specifically how the baby refused to wear its shoes and the parents had to sell the shoes to make the shoe money back 😢

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martin

@darius that’s horrible, I was just thinking of a story I heard once about a rich couple who had so many pairs of shoes for their baby that they never even used some of them

Darius Kazemi

"I work at a think tank"

"I work at a think unmanned aerial vehicle"

Darius Kazemi

Had a productive #gardening morning! Harvested the last of the snap peas, way more raspberries than expected, and started my snap pea seed saving process for next year. Did a ton of weeding too.

Darius Kazemi

Idea: enabling "quote tweets" in Hometown but only for accounts that are self-identified as bots (aka the Service actor in activitypub). That way you're by definition not using the feature to dogpile on a person. There are so many times I want to surface some cool bot content but with a little commentary or context.

Note that this is just an idea, not a plan for Hometown. Curious to think what others think of it.

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aka ginger

@darius so, if someone has to check that box to make the account a bot

there could, in theory, be another box for “qt” and then users could opt in to quoted toots and then have a QT badge calling them cute

mhoye

@darius I like the idea that local communities get a full picture of something, but that outsiders deliberately get a filtered view. That seems like a healthy tool to have around.

Max

@darius I mute a lot of bots. If someone boosts a bot that I have need, that respects my mute. If someone replies to a bot, that respected my mute. If someone posts a link to a bot post “quote tweet” style, that does not.

Is there a reason to build a “quote tweet” style for bots rather than just use existing replies to bots? Still some fun ideas of how you could style Bot replies differently from non-Bot replies, but it doesn’t also serve to route around mutes/blocks.

Darius Kazemi

I was browsing the "hyperproceedings" of the 6th International World Wide Web Conference from 1997 and found this cool paper that proposes a method for servers to collaborate on tasks together in decentralized and asynchronous ways:

web.archive.org/web/1998021507

It's very "fediverse" and it's actually giving me some new design ideas...

(Stumbled on this conference because I follow the wayback_exe bot on Twitter:

twitter.com/wayback_exe/status )

I was browsing the "hyperproceedings" of the 6th International World Wide Web Conference from 1997 and found this cool paper that proposes a method for servers to collaborate on tasks together in decentralized and asynchronous ways:

web.archive.org/web/1998021507

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#WikiParty

@darius Seems to overlap in purpose with the semantic web proposed a few years later, which has never quite reached fruition.

Sebastian Lasse

@darius

Well, in 1 of the past 10 ActivityPub meetings we did also talk about how to “Describe Potential Actions of Objects” natively in ActivityPub cause Evan and James already thought about it for AS …

Please note the CFP for upcoming FediCamp socialhub.activitypub.rocks/t/

colin mitchell

@darius it's not, I've only actually moved over my personal faves, but I have thought about adding it as well

Darius Kazemi

Came across this article that describes Persian grilled corn (balal) and what makes it uniquely delicious. In short, you shuck the corn, cook it directly on hot coals until almost blackened, then give it a bath in salt water for ten minutes or more.

epicurious.com/expert-advice/s

I grew up eating this stuff and make it at least once each summer. Attached is a video of me making it a few summers ago.

tech? no! man, see...

@darius growing up my fave was the Indonesian style where the street vendors would baste it with sweet soy sauce and then grill very dark over charcoal. this looks great too!

everyone in this country way undercooks their corn!

Kitty Unpretty

@darius i'm intrigued but i don't think i'm capable of grilling corn without making elotes. i think it would happen automatically and i would only realize my mistake after eating all of the corn.

street corn best corn

Darius Kazemi

Thanks, The Oregonian. What the fuck. These poor landlords required to keep track of "minutiae" such as... the date an application was submitted?? Sorry that you've chosen to run a business my dudes??

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lucky🍀

@darius oh no I can't imagine the technical difficultly required to sufficiently capture [checks notes] a timestamp

I can't imagine a single system that would ever record that

Potato ENTHUSIAST

@darius doesn't their email server do this for them?

scearley

@darius yes landlords have always had trouble figuring dates and time which is why nobody is ever "late" with their rent

Darius Kazemi

Just a little thing I noticed this morning -- the favicon on Google Calendar tabs always shows the day of the month. This morning I came back to my laptop and my calendar tab had been in some kind of sleep state so it read "30". I went and reloaded the page and interestingly, instead of going straight to "1", it went to "31" for half a second and then refreshed itself to "1". Which means there must be some code somewhere that says "increment the day by 1. then check to see if that's correct."

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Josh Lee

@darius i think that's the default favicon before Google 31 has fully loaded

Nick Doty

@darius I think there might be a backup (and actually, higher resolution) favicon that always shows "31" (which it used to show every day), and it might have shown that until it completed loading the new one

Darius Kazemi

Ok I am on Cohost now. I expect to mostly lurk and test out features but if you wanna follow me there, I'm there!

cohost.org/tinysubversions

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Darius Kazemi

I say this sincerely, and as someone who appreciates and develops open source software: one advantage to making your social media platform closed source is that it's not immediately overrun with people posting about free open source software.

It honestly might be a better move to start closed source, grow your user base, and *then* make it open source so the FLOSS nerds you attract can't overwhelm the platform

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maya 🎃

@darius I need to resign as a lemmy admin and this isn't Not why 🙈

Maxi 10x 💉

@darius That’s funny but I don’t see it to work this way.
Why would non-tech people want to try out a new social network no one is using at the start (besides from the other fediverse server instances)? Mastodon’s promise was to be a decentralized, FLOSS, non-commercial Twitter alternative. And this promise was what got it attention from other devs contributing and making it better. Normal people wouldn’t want to suffer from massive bugs or missing core features without a philosophy.

Aks :kde: :fedora:

@darius Funny but I just see a possible discord kind of situation where cohost devs are like "yeah we're nice" and year later they're.. well, not.

The open source part gives me the guarantee that even if things go bad, someone else can try again..

If cohost pulls it through and make a good place, then good for them I suppose. I'll believe it when i see it. Been burned way too many times.

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