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Darius Kazemi

Just saw this headline: "Salad Dressing Recalled in 26 States"

Now imagining an article that is 26 interviews:

"Ummm... yeah I remember salad dressing. That's the liquid you put on salad to lubricate and flavor the leaves, right?" - A man from Nevada

etc etc

Alternately it's interviews with one person in 26 different mental states. States of matter? Idk

31 Aug 2022 at 13:37 | Open on friend.camp
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martin

@darius 1. liquid
2. solid
3. gas
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31 Aug 2022 at 13:40 | Open on friend.camp
allison

@darius you're telling me a salad recalled in 26 stated this?

31 Aug 2022 at 14:27 | Open on friend.camp
bern victim

@darius oh, sure. back in aught-nine is when i first tried the sesame-shiitake, and let me tell you, salad ain't been the same since.

31 Aug 2022 at 15:15 | Open on mastodon.social
Daniel Cassidy 🦌

@darius I'm just enjoying the implication that the other 24 states have such lax food safety standards that they just let people eat poisoned salad dressing

1 Sep 2022 at 6:00 | Open on mastodon.social
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