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This has to be a piss take 🤔

@memes Hope those token strings aren’t important…

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If I'm getting in strange trouble while coding or reviewing other peoples code - I often take a train "for fun" and solve the problems there...🙈

It's like a brain reboot to reduce the coding environment from 27" to 13"...🤷‍♂️

@memes@wetdry.world does this automatically make every japanese person autistic (we love cats a bit too much in japan)

@memes this is so fucking real i hate cigs

@memes@wetdry.world Straight to the point. Can't blame the community note, tbh.

@memes if it was just cancer!!!

@memes Seriously!?!? A similar thing happened with Gaim/Pidgin and people who used the client with Lotus Sametime....

@memes Anyone of the #SQlite devs ever sued or got a permanent injunction against #McAfee for that shite?

@memes oh yes, that's a classic

@memes joe exotic

@memes Having married a fellow bisexual certainly made for an easy adjustment when I figured out the enby thing.

-"Hey, babe. Turns out I'm really shitty at being a woman, but I'd also probably be shitty at being a man."

-"I know. Wanna order teriyaki and then play a video game with me?"

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Imagining catch-up calls with old acquaintances:

Woman casually mentions her wife—

Friend: "Oh, I hadn't realized you'd gotten a divorce!"

Woman: "I didn't."

Friend: "Wait...you're poly—?"

Woman, grinning: "No."

Friend: ... 🤔 ... "Oh! Uh, congratulations! I guess?"

Woman: "Thank you! I'll tell her!"

@memes ok, so I'm assuming the one who transitioned is a girl. so can we like, not call her a husband??? don't think whoever wrote this really understands queerness, it just feels kinda insensitive

@memes I mean they kinda did https://github.com/material-components/material-components-ios

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I read that as Decapitating, not very far off.

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There was an early 1990s meme of Wang Labs laying off people in other local Massachusetts companies, because they'd run out of their own employees to lay off. It sort of rhymes :)

@memes@wetdry.world electron moment

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original: https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/127ktu7/oops_all_chromium/

@memes@wetdry.world But did they get him off of the list?

@memes the PDF: https://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

@memes Isn't this link the one?

https://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

@memes aaaahahaha it absorbed baddison's sexbot

@memes i got a bunch of these crap

@memes I honestly thought it said sh*t tech at first until I looked a little closer

@memes Another video she made "how to block snap and flatpak" she only wants native packages, based

@memes@wetdry.world cc @amberxorluci@crimew.gay

@memes I wish I could relate with this picture, but all I get with vulkan is segfaults...

@memes @chfour it probably saw the word "risk" in some source material and panicked

@memes The AI ingested the old quote that C++ gives you "enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot" and drew the correct conclusion.

@memes the worst part about this is that this is an actual article defending the use of a highly flammable material

@memes Be glad the kernel did not advise to reap the zombies!

(TBH the lingo in Unix process management _is_ quite weird. Discussions about the finer points of process management can get pretty morbid pretty easily. Sometimes I wish it were different.)

@memes Wait until they learn about zombies!

@memes them when it’s on the TV: wtf

me: omg my TV is a Linux distro??? :D

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