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memes :sweeney:

the sqlite codebase is a gem.

tldr; mcaffee made a shit ton of sqlite files in the temp folder causing people to call the sqlite devs phone angrily. now they name all files etilqs to prevent this.

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Compuguy, Lover of Cats 😸😼

@memes Seriously!?!? A similar thing happened with Gaim/Pidgin and people who used the client with Lotus Sametime....

Kevin Karhan :verified:

@memes Anyone of the #SQlite devs ever sued or got a permanent injunction against #McAfee for that shite?

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Social Diaspora Bard

@memes Having married a fellow bisexual certainly made for an easy adjustment when I figured out the enby thing.

-"Hey, babe. Turns out I'm really shitty at being a woman, but I'd also probably be shitty at being a man."

-"I know. Wanna order teriyaki and then play a video game with me?"

Cavyherd

@memes

Imagining catch-up calls with old acquaintances:

Woman casually mentions her wifeβ€”

Friend: "Oh, I hadn't realized you'd gotten a divorce!"

Woman: "I didn't."

Friend: "Wait...you're polyβ€”?"

Woman, grinning: "No."

Friend: ... πŸ€” ... "Oh! Uh, congratulations! I guess?"

Woman: "Thank you! I'll tell her!"

lily πŸ’–

@memes ok, so I'm assuming the one who transitioned is a girl. so can we like, not call her a husband??? don't think whoever wrote this really understands queerness, it just feels kinda insensitive

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Den of Earth

@memes
I read that as Decapitating, not very far off.

Mark Eichin

@memes
There was an early 1990s meme of Wang Labs laying off people in other local Massachusetts companies, because they'd run out of their own employees to lay off. It sort of rhymes :)

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conor, the one and only :clueless:

@memes @chfour it probably saw the word "risk" in some source material and panicked

Wombat For Hire

@memes The AI ingested the old quote that C++ gives you "enough rope to shoot yourself in the foot" and drew the correct conclusion.

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ollibaba

@memes Be glad the kernel did not advise to reap the zombies!

(TBH the lingo in Unix process management _is_ quite weird. Discussions about the finer points of process management can get pretty morbid pretty easily. Sometimes I wish it were different.)

david

@memes them when it’s on the TV: wtf

me: omg my TV is a Linux distro??? :D

memes :sweeney:

we're running low and i mean low on memes so this is your reminder to dm good memes and submit them to the form

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