Imagining catch-up calls with old acquaintances:
Woman casually mentions her wife—
Friend: "Oh, I hadn't realized you'd gotten a divorce!"
Woman: "I didn't."
Friend: "Wait...you're poly—?"
Woman, grinning: "No."
Friend: ... 🤔 ... "Oh! Uh, congratulations! I guess?"
Woman: "Thank you! I'll tell her!"