@memes

Imagining catch-up calls with old acquaintances:

Woman casually mentions her wife—

Friend: "Oh, I hadn't realized you'd gotten a divorce!"

Woman: "I didn't."

Friend: "Wait...you're poly—?"

Woman, grinning: "No."

Friend: ... 🤔 ... "Oh! Uh, congratulations! I guess?"

Woman: "Thank you! I'll tell her!"