@memes

Some people are just fated to be together.

@memes BUT SOMEONE THINK OF THE KIDS! Something soemthing unatural ... something Jesus

@memes this happens comically often

@memes

“Honey, I love you and all, but I really wish you were a woman.”

“Well, now that you mention it…”

@memes

oh this is sooo awesome :blobcathappypaws:

@memes Having married a fellow bisexual certainly made for an easy adjustment when I figured out the enby thing.

-"Hey, babe. Turns out I'm really shitty at being a woman, but I'd also probably be shitty at being a man."

-"I know. Wanna order teriyaki and then play a video game with me?"

@memes

Imagining catch-up calls with old acquaintances:

Woman casually mentions her wife—

Friend: "Oh, I hadn't realized you'd gotten a divorce!"

Woman: "I didn't."

Friend: "Wait...you're poly—?"

Woman, grinning: "No."

Friend: ... 🤔 ... "Oh! Uh, congratulations! I guess?"

Woman: "Thank you! I'll tell her!"

@memes ok, so I'm assuming the one who transitioned is a girl. so can we like, not call her a husband??? don't think whoever wrote this really understands queerness, it just feels kinda insensitive