Gregory's ServerI regret to report that the secret to making friends in your 30s is to go out and do things and then ask the people there if they would like to go out again and do more things
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Harris: we need to come together as a country Trump: the Mexicans want asylum, they're breaking into our mental hospitals RFK Jr: in October of 1998 I left a jar of human eyes in the fiction section of a Borders bookstore in Philadelphia
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@VeryBadLlama “Maybe that’s where I got my brain worm,” he told the magazine. https://www.npr.org/2024/08/05/nx-s1-5063939/rfk-jr-central-park-bear-bicycle @VeryBadLlama I get the whole "unity" thing but have we really looked at the people with whom we're supposed to be "coming together"? it’s so important to remind young people that their lives won’t end at 30. their lives will end in a war fought over earth’s dwindling supplies of clean drinking water, probably when they’re like 28.
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@VeryBadLlama cmon the billionaires don't have that many guards and they are not that strong  "You can be anything you want, Honey, after you learn to recycle your urine and reset a trip wire on your way out of an enemy camp."  the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it “silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner
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 @VeryBadLlama "i never seem to find my coffee mug in the same place I remember putting it down, the ADHD is really onto something today" I’m just an executive, standing in front of some small thing that brings you joy in this life, asking how I can completely ruin it for money  currently trapped inside due to the 907th severe weather alert of the year, so I decided to draw a comic about it
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  As a Vermonter living through the craziest monsoon season I've ever seen, I feel this in my chest. Americans: I use miles and pounds Europeans: I use kilometres and kilograms Canadians: [snorting a line of assorted measuring systems] I'm 5'3, I weigh 150lbs, horses weigh 1000kgs, my house is an hour away and I drive 80 km/h to get there, I need a cup of flour and 1L of milk
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@VeryBadLlama My oven's set to 350°F and I'm going to cook a Kg of French fries for poutine.  @VeryBadLlama Don't forget it's 25 degrees out. In a place where that happens in both F and C regularly. When talking to Americans. HOW HAS THAT COUNTRY NOT FALLEN APART? :) the 4 types of national anthems: - Gosh, This Sure is an Attractive Piece of Land We've Got Here - That One War in Particular was a Doozy - We Only Sing Parts of This Song Now Because the Other Verses are Racist - We Speak French and We Will Fucking Kill You
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 @VeryBadLlama Having gone through several national anthems as a 72 yr old Australian, I can confirm this. At this point in time we have Type 3. An awful colonialist dirge called "Advance Australia". We had to change the word "young" to "one" to make the first verse acceptable and we don't sing the second verse at all because that's where the racism starts.  @VeryBadLlama Only Fascists and Islamophobes Sing the Anthem Now So Please Don't, You're Embarrassing Me (My French friend when I started singing La Marseillaise for fun) |
@VeryBadLlama Sounds horrible.
@VeryBadLlama@mas.to People are just scary, I really don't know as an autistic person how to start a talking to people. Like I can't really go up to someone and be like "Do you know what the Fediverse is".
@VeryBadLlama how exhausting.