@VeryBadLlama@mas.to why did i think this was a @larsfrommars@toot.garden post

@VeryBadLlama it was technically the Borders in Springfield next to the Cold Stone. It's a Halloween Adventure now

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The worms told him to do it.

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"Humanity has never been lost.

Just misled."
SearingTruth

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Pundits: It's so hard to see the difference between them

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This a complete fabrication. RFK has never entered a book store.

@VeryBadLlama and yet, there remain undecided voters.

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It's these kinds of statements that make it hard to see the differences in the parties.

For real, yo, it's clear that the entire bunch of blue-bloods that eat dogs together are genetically at the insane end of their family curves and we are stuck under their ever-bloody thumb. 😳

@VeryBadLlama *chef kiss*

@VeryBadLlama We will return to "The Good, The Bad and The Batshit" after these messages

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I wonder whether RFK Jr can define "human?"

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RFKJr gets 12 minutes of "news coverage" on NPR's Morning Edition.

Harris gets 25 second blurb of polling results within the "margin of error".

«slight exaggeration»

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RFK Jr: put a dead bear cub under a bike in Central Park after forcing its mouth into a smile for a photo.

“Maybe that’s where I got my brain worm,” he told the magazine.

https://www.npr.org/2024/08/05/nx-s1-5063939/rfk-jr-central-park-bear-bicycle

@VeryBadLlama I get the whole "unity" thing but have we really looked at the people with whom we're supposed to be "coming together"?

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Hmm... Tough choice