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Janel Comeau

the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it

“silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner

28 January at 15:41 | Open on mas.to
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Karsten Johansson

@VeryBadLlama This would be an awesome backstory to a parody horror film.

28 January at 15:48 | Open on infosec.exchange
Fritz Adalis

@VeryBadLlama
Maybe ghosts have ADHD and that's why they think they have unfinished business.

28 January at 16:04 | Open on infosec.exchange
Chrisshy Keygen

@FritzAdalis @VeryBadLlama peacefully drifting into the beyond only to be ripped back to earth screaming "OH FUCK OH FUCK OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK I KNOW I FORGOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT WHAT WAS IT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

28 January at 18:12 | Open on hackers.town
David Hopeward

@VeryBadLlama My partner just said this should be a cartoon. 😁

28 January at 16:07 | Open on sfba.social
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@VeryBadLlama this was me about 30 years ago, although a few visitors to my apartment detected the Uncanny, so it could be that they were right.

28 January at 16:46 | Open on mefi.social
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Aviva Gary

@VeryBadLlama this too real but the comments are right... this is entertainment I would pay for 🍿

28 January at 18:46 | Open on noc.social
Kinene

@VeryBadLlama Add aging and memory issues: "Why is the dish wash cloth in the freezer?" (true- g.ma)

28 January at 18:47 | Open on social.linux.pizza
Oregon Wine Woman
Oregon Wine Woman

@VeryBadLlama SOMEONE, somewhere, PLEASE make this into a movie!

28 January at 19:02 | Open on sfba.social
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@VeryBadLlama "i never seem to find my coffee mug in the same place I remember putting it down, the ADHD is really onto something today"

28 January at 19:26 | Open on mastodon.art
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