@yurnidiot I can't even... The cat actually enjoys that? I'm so amused!

@yurnidiot playful 🦦

@yurnidiot this is the best thing I've seen in ages!

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Points for effort, though.

@yurnidiot he’s trying so hard to get that hop!

@yurnidiot Voor de Nederlandse geïnteresseerden, er is hier een 'kinderspel' van met blokjes hematiet.

https://www.amazon.nl/Schaakbord-magnetisch-vechtschaakspel-tafel-magneetspel-familiebijeenkomsten/dp/B0CLYDXJKP/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?crid=1ERI8F382E9KU&keywords=magneetspel&qid=1702453662&sprefix=magneetspel%2Caps%2C147&sr=8-4

@yurnidiot this is fantastic, love the chess-like board, it reminds me of Kluster, which is extremely similar in its rules.
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/277458/kluster

@yurnidiot People play this without the board. Just get magnets and any space. Works best with square ones though without the board.

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Not annoying at all... 😵‍💫🐈😂

@yurnidiot waitress! Waitress!

@yurnidiot seems like a skill!

@yurnidiot @mackayim2022 Looks pretty boss skill to me… I can never cut the tape with my teeth!

@yurnidiot looks very skilled to me

@yurnidiot utinni.

@yurnidiot As if! Public Transit is against Sidney Shicklegruber’s religion

@yurnidiot @cstross

You sure that just isn't a buy-and-rebadge? I heard the Jawas are a union shop...

@yurnidiot Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out was so hard!

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Herding the wheat!

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@yurnidiot Theresa May's dog.

(I'm sorry -- that's such a niche British politics joke.)

@yurnidiot et tu pater!

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If you look close enough, you'll see steam emanating from the orange cat's head.

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Me with my cheese slice from Costco when my man chose the not even close to being ghost pepper spicy BS that Burger King thinks is worth $9.29. Fun fact: it ain't.

But also he still ate 1/2 my pizza slice.

@yurnidiot 😬😂😂👍😊

@yurnidiot seems your recipe requires a secret ingredient: belly rubs.

♫ yeah, I scratch a little Tefl-on the cat wok

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@yurnidiot @cefiar @DamienWise please remember to clean the catwok, especially after a little tush has been shaken on it.

@yurnidiot I wish it was that easy. My partner wants a cat and I miss a pet being around.

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The harvest is bountiful 🥰

@yurnidiot They should have taken the elevator instead 🤦‍♂️

@yurnidiot Awww! My little cocker spaniel is just like this too. Thankfully he's smol enough that I can pick him up.

@yurnidiot #ALT4you: "A long-haired retriever digs its heels in as its owner approaches an upward-moving escalator in a mall. The owner lifts up the rather large, fearful, very cute dog and carries it onto the escalator, with the dog clinging to his shoulders."

BTW, please use alt text. There are many visually impaired people on Mastodon.

@yurnidiot lol I feel seen and attacked ><

@yurnidiot it's like the real bars are like, in our mind, man

@yurnidiot I don't know a software developer who won't be able to relate to this.

@yurnidiot so cool

@yurnidiot Incredible!

@yurnidiot This is what happens if you overclock your dog.

Note that overclocked dogs typically need water cooling.