@yurnidiot seems your recipe requires a secret ingredient: belly rubs.

♫ yeah, I scratch a little Tefl-on the cat wok

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@yurnidiot @cefiar @DamienWise please remember to clean the catwok, especially after a little tush has been shaken on it.

@yurnidiot I wish it was that easy. My partner wants a cat and I miss a pet being around.

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The harvest is bountiful 🥰

@yurnidiot They should have taken the elevator instead 🤦‍♂️

@yurnidiot Awww! My little cocker spaniel is just like this too. Thankfully he's smol enough that I can pick him up.

@yurnidiot #ALT4you: "A long-haired retriever digs its heels in as its owner approaches an upward-moving escalator in a mall. The owner lifts up the rather large, fearful, very cute dog and carries it onto the escalator, with the dog clinging to his shoulders."

BTW, please use alt text. There are many visually impaired people on Mastodon.

@yurnidiot lol I feel seen and attacked ><

@yurnidiot it's like the real bars are like, in our mind, man

@yurnidiot I don't know a software developer who won't be able to relate to this.

@yurnidiot so cool

@yurnidiot Incredible!

@yurnidiot This is what happens if you overclock your dog.

Note that overclocked dogs typically need water cooling.

@yurnidiot I wonder what that feels like to fly that aggressively when the bird is laden with fuel. Unless I'm mistaken, I think that's a KC135 refueling plane and I can only imagine the sloshing of the fuel tanks.

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@yurnidiot Classic.

@yurnidiot I am never not in awe of the absolute fucking precision and skill of Seagulls in flight.

@yurnidiot "Be one with the wind."

@yurnidiot I love seagulls so much, dude

@yurnidiot@mstdn.social That's about 27 yellow cards on the human...

@yurnidiot Entirely unrealistic—a human playing soccer would have stayed down and started screaming and writhing in pain at the first light shove.

@yurnidiot a much much larger Cyberdyne Autonomous, to that particular technician: “Remember me, Kevin?”

@yurnidiot you have my vote!

@yurnidiot at the reply guy award ceremonies

…and the award goes to…Mandu 👏👏👏

All the other nominees promptly stand up and scream in unison “Well actually…” and then chase you out of the building.

Morale of this toot story is be careful what you wish for you may actually get it unless someone else actually gets it and well actually it now appears I have just been nominated. See you at the ceremony buddy! 😜

@yurnidiot I am offended that you are in the running without regulary reply-guying me. From this overwhelming important perspective, I will now explain why you won't win ... 😉

@yurnidiot WOW😵‍💫

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Cooooool!
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@yurnidiot DIY my ass! 🤣