@OutOnTheMoors c'est vraiment pathétique...
L'inculture gagne du terrain.

@OutOnTheMoors It's cute that you think this is a joke, but even now, right behind you:

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What's really threatening is all the plastic surrounding 'fresh' vegetables.

@OutOnTheMoors The door for the TP that dispenses outward opens inwards and the door for the TP that dispenses inwards opens outwards. I have no idea what this means.

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Word.

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If I get in there and there's no TP I will be upset though.

@OutOnTheMoors I'm sitting on the toilet and Clippy starts complaining how immigrants like ChatGPT put him out of a job.

"Really Clippy?" I ask, revolted.

Clippy says something about Wojciech Zaremba under his breath and slowly hands me some paper as I wipe and quickly leave.

"I'm glad I turned that feature off when I was using office" I think as I wash my hands.

@OutOnTheMoors Turns out he's more useful in that role.

@OutOnTheMoors It was a crappy job, where he just saw coworkers spinning in place until they were used up and replaced by management. But he felt attached and unable to leave. It often stunk to be there, but it beat where he saw most of his coworkers go.

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@OutOnTheMoors sending you hugs 🫂

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@OutOnTheMoors@beige.party I'll take the O Kitty if there's any left

@OutOnTheMoors @Verso Only one true choice.

@OutOnTheMoors Hello Kitty, please :CattoHeart:

@OutOnTheMoors The conclusion I seem to draw is the world is overpopulated and we need less in the way of cars and more in the way of efficient mass transit systems. But that's just me ....

@OutOnTheMoors I beg to differ. By the time the world has 1.5 bn EVs they will have grown longer by another 10 cm on average, thus making traffic jams even longer...

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@OutOnTheMoors Both prophesy and history.