@OutOnTheMoors
No worried. Onions have my six.

@OutOnTheMoors

Very @Br3nda areas.

@OutOnTheMoors

*theme music from Jaws plays*

@OutOnTheMoors They’re watching you. They have eyes you know. Many eyes…

@OutOnTheMoors I find the sign reassuring - my supportive potato allies have got my back!

@OutOnTheMoors No, don’t *look*!

@OutOnTheMoors

They're like "You'd have us believe you're buying cabbage? Listen, it's just you and me, there's no one to impress. We all know why you're here. Now turn around and buy those potatoes."

@OutOnTheMoors in germany you have this experience every time.

@OutOnTheMoors take care 🥔

@OutOnTheMoors I'm sure you felt their eyes starting at you too.

@OutOnTheMoors maybe they mean like "your new potato-less life begins today"

@OutOnTheMoors Because the potatoes used to be here but they've moved and are now behind you.

And why do supermarkets move products?

In the hope that you will be so discombobulated by the changed location that you don't notice that the price has also gone up.

@OutOnTheMoors

thick german accent

Guten Tag, allow us to introduce ourselves.

@OutOnTheMoors

Very

Hugz & xXx

@OutOnTheMoors and they literally are behind me right now in the oven

How did you know?

Are you watching me?

@OutOnTheMoors

Nah, potatoes have always had my back ..

@OutOnTheMoors

@OutOnTheMoors don't turn around

@OutOnTheMoors Scrolling through the replies I feel like the lone (ex-)English person whose thought's immediately returned to a childhood watching Christmas Panto.

@OutOnTheMoors The chips are down!

@OutOnTheMoors Oho! Cabbages? Exactly what I need.
But my Eastern European dumplings need another ingredient that I do not see here.
A printed sign says they are behind me. But that is madness. I will ask the retail employee anyway.
And I will wait until they are engaged with another customer, even though I said I didn’t need help when they asked me moments ago.

@OutOnTheMoors c'est vraiment pathétique...
L'inculture gagne du terrain.

@OutOnTheMoors It's cute that you think this is a joke, but even now, right behind you:

@OutOnTheMoors
What's really threatening is all the plastic surrounding 'fresh' vegetables.