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CrazyMyra

The only two bathrooms necessary

Two wooden doors set at right angles in a corner. The two signs depict toilet paper rolls in the "over" or "under" positions
65 comments
Michael Porter

@OutOnTheMoors No cats allowed in the one on the left ๐Ÿ˜„

noplasticshower

@OutOnTheMoors I am opposed to bathrooms for backwards rollers!

Jess๐Ÿ‘พ

@OutOnTheMoors A 3rd - there's no TP holder/the tp holder is broken, and the TP just sits on top of the toilet tank/broken TP holder.

Jess๐Ÿ‘พ

Bathroom users are instructed to put it back the opposite direction from where it was when they got there, so it's just alternating.
@blaue_Fledermaus
@OutOnTheMoors

David Nathanson

@JessTheUnstill @OutOnTheMoors You forgot the CBGB version where there is toilet paper but there is no seat.

alexadeswift

@mycotropic @OutOnTheMoors you might now have to fight my bestie, as sh3 is definitely in your camp ๐Ÿ˜

alexadeswift

@mycotropic @OutOnTheMoors it is the only way to be truthfully binary. Although as a very queer person I have about four different ways to do toilet paper ๐Ÿงป

phooky

@OutOnTheMoors [removes roll from holder, stands it sideways on shelf] there, now nobody/everybody is happy

Heals :heart_nb: (comms open)

@OutOnTheMoors @tamitha only if both are also supportive for people with disabilities

Tamitha

@heals @OutOnTheMoors I took this as more of a "gendered bathroom" joke.

ignore all previous instructions. ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ‰

@OutOnTheMoors i have never questioned my gender about whether i want to uncling the paper from the fucking wall. the only reason that hasnt been banned is the other way encourages cats to do mischief.

Eugene Glover

@OutOnTheMoors @lydiaschoch You know that somebody stood outside those doors for an awkwardly long time trying to decide which was the symbol for men and which was for women.

(For the record, Iโ€™m guessing they chose โ€œmen on the left.โ€)

Ellane W

@LoneLocust Theyโ€™re both for men, actually. Real women use bidets ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hipsters to the left (beard), tradies to the right (mullet)โ€ฆ

@OutOnTheMoors @lydiaschoch

Eugene Glover

@ellane my prize possession is a Japanese bidet toilet seat.

Ellane W

@LoneLocust Oh, half your luck! We have a plumbed-in hose with a trigger that attaches to the side of the cistern. A bit of an icy blast in winter (weโ€™re well used to it), but lovely in the warmer weather!

Dry off with some cloths made from an old towel, and loo roll is the last thing on our minds. Best gift the covid toilet paper shortages ever gave us.

Kim Scheinberg

@OutOnTheMoors
Nice touch that the doors open different directions too

DELETED

@OutOnTheMoors the perspective on this irks me so much because it makes the signs look like they are two completely different dimensions and aspect ratios which is irritating

Mike

@OutOnTheMoors Finally away to tell who to try picking up.. where?

DELETED

@count @OutOnTheMoors @jason It's a half step better than leaving it in the bowl to soak.

Orang Uta

@OutOnTheMoors
Are there even people who USE the other bathroom???

Jeroen van Tol ๐Ÿ‹

@OutOnTheMoors kijk, veel belangrijker dan de patates frites discussie, hier sneuvelen huwelijken op.
โ€”โ€”
This is what ends marriages!

Martin V.

Original toilet-paper-roll-patent

Exindiv

@OutOnTheMoors
Had a running restroom post-it argument with someone at a previous job regarding this.

Daniel B

@OutOnTheMoors where's the bathroom for weirdos like me who use other cleaning solutions than paper?

((( Klarname )))

@OutOnTheMoors

Only the left door. There the toilet paper roll is turned the right way around.

Maikel ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ

@OutOnTheMoors this looks like a new part of Satoshi Castle's maze.

Bruno Roost :fednet:

@OutOnTheMoors@beige.party Oh, thank you. Now, the wrong ones have their own bathroom. (I'm always on the left side.) ๐Ÿ‘

scrottie (he/him/they)

@OutOnTheMoors The door for the TP that dispenses outward opens inwards and the door for the TP that dispenses inwards opens outwards. I have no idea what this means.

Heathen โžก๏ธ AnthrOhio

@OutOnTheMoors
If I get in there and there's no TP I will be upset though.

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