@LoneLocust Oh, half your luck! We have a plumbed-in hose with a trigger that attaches to the side of the cistern. A bit of an icy blast in winter (we’re well used to it), but lovely in the warmer weather!

Dry off with some cloths made from an old towel, and loo roll is the last thing on our minds. Best gift the covid toilet paper shortages ever gave us.