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Ellane W

@LoneLocust They’re both for men, actually. Real women use bidets 😂

Hipsters to the left (beard), tradies to the right (mullet)…

@OutOnTheMoors @lydiaschoch

31 July at 17:02 | Wall-to-wall | Open on pkm.social
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Eugene Glover

@ellane my prize possession is a Japanese bidet toilet seat.

31 July at 17:16 | Open on mastodon.social
Ellane W

@LoneLocust Oh, half your luck! We have a plumbed-in hose with a trigger that attaches to the side of the cistern. A bit of an icy blast in winter (we’re well used to it), but lovely in the warmer weather!

Dry off with some cloths made from an old towel, and loo roll is the last thing on our minds. Best gift the covid toilet paper shortages ever gave us.

31 July at 19:19 | Open on pkm.social
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