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Ninji

I made this table comparing WeWork and my local gay sauna. I hope somebody finds this useful
2 October at 18:01 | Open on wuffs.org
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they call me the Gamer

@Ninji@wuffs.org wait i looked them up, they have glory holes and wework doesn't, so i think they win

3 October at 12:52 | Open on fedi.bungle.online
ǝlqɯnɹ uoɯᴉS

@Ninji
Wait your WeWork doesn't have alcohol? Free beer taps in the Sydney ones.

Oh, Scotland. Yeah I see their point.

3 October at 12:55 | Open on aus.social
MrClon

@Ninji reasonable business model^ no and yes respectively (:

3 October at 17:21 | Open on lor.sh
Ninji

my new burger restaurant concept is inspired by modern software. the options for mayo are "yes" and "maybe later", and if you pick maybe later, the chef stands at your table with a squeezy bottle, threatening to add mayo to your burger when you least expect it

5 April at 23:16 | Open on wuffs.org
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Stephen 🐈 🇨🇦
@Ninji my new burger restaurant concept is inspired by Silicon Labs chips. Every burger option is specified by writing a value into a different register, except the behaviour of each register depends on at least 3 other registers. Only some of this behaviour is documented, and some of this documentation is just completely wrong

I spent today fighting an si4032 (and losing)
6 April at 21:25 | Open on crabsin.space
Andrew Feeney

@Ninji Every time you go to take a bite, the mayo attendant interrupts you and asks the same question again.

6 April at 22:25 | Open on phpc.social
Seasonal Stompy Robot

@Ninji
TBF, "maybe later" tells me that this isn't a permanent choice, which reduces the pressure of making a decision.

6 April at 22:33 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place
Ninji

pros of being a human:
• opposable thumbs
• video games
• can eat chocolate

pros of being a dog:
• you never have to consider the phrase “You are invited to a Zoom webinar.”

8 Nov 2023 at 11:48 | Open on wuffs.org
Ashi Helvetica

@Ninji on Zoom, nobody knows you’re a dog

8 Nov 2023 at 11:54 | Open on toot.cat
ninpnin :flag_bisexual:

@Ninji this post hits different after radial nerve injury

8 Nov 2023 at 12:05 | Open on tech.lgbt
Ninji

who called it “paying Apple money so they’ll let you use their old Mac OS APIs” and not “Carbon offsets”

sorry, this is a very specific joke that probably only like 5 people will get

30 Oct 2023 at 20:28 | Open on wuffs.org
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ko kāihe ahau 🫏 :verified:
Willie Abrams
sirocyl

@Ninji who called it "using the boot monitor on an apple powerbook as a desktop calculator" and not "go forth, be fruitful and multiply"

31 Oct 2023 at 5:58 | Open on social.treehouse.systems
Ninji

i have created this complete and correct taxonomy of every STM32 microcontroller that exists, for your information

i hope you find this useful
3 Oct 2023 at 21:41 | Open on wuffs.org
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gadgetoid
schratze

@Ninji so these are like the brassica olearcea of the electronics world

4 Oct 2023 at 10:46 | Open on todon.nl
Sven Slootweg

@Ninji you forgot one:

specialized microcontroller programming dongle (haha, kidding, also an STM32)

4 Oct 2023 at 15:58 | Open on social.pixie.town
Ninji

a guide to greetings:

"hi guys": excludes non-guys
"ladies and gentlemen": excludes non-binary people, and men who aren't gentle
"hey folks": a bit too predictable
"hello fortnite gamers": surprising and equally offensive to everyone, the ideal choice

7 Aug 2023 at 15:00 | Open on wuffs.org
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[HUGS] getimiskon :OwOid: :blobcatgooglywtf: :verified_neko:
steeph 🎆 ٩(˘◡˘)۶

@Ninji Why do you people greet? That hides all the social awkwardness _and_ even draws attention to you. That seems a stupid thing to do intentionally.

8 Aug 2023 at 2:10 | Open on todon.eu
genstar.service

@Ninji Hey all! I'm not Scott the Woz.

8 Aug 2023 at 2:53 | Open on meow.social
Ninji

the ivory testflight has custom emoji support now!! :sims2_plus_plus:
5 Aug 2023 at 15:49 | Open on wuffs.org
Ghost

@Ninji consider me intrigued, I’m potentially looking for a new mastodon client

5 Aug 2023 at 15:54 | Open on kinky.business
Ninji

GOOGLE INTERVIEWER: why do you want a job at Google?
ME: well, i love writing software
INTERVIEWER: what do you think makes you a good fit for Google?
ME: i have ADHD so i always get bored of my projects and never touch them again
INTERVIEWER: great, when can you start

16 Jun 2023 at 12:08 | Open on wuffs.org
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bubbajet 🥥🌴 VOTED

@Ninji @dsilverman And if Google doesn’t work out, they’ll fit in at Apple too.

16 Jun 2023 at 13:54 | Open on mastodon.world
Ashi Helvetica

@Ninji wait you’re telling me I could have worked at google this whole time? 👀

16 Jun 2023 at 13:57 | Open on toot.cat
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