@Ninji what about hello every'nyan! ?

@Ninji im still keeping "hi everypony" in the back of my head for the occasion when I need to make an unforgettable entrance

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"hi": to who
"hello": to who
"hey": to who
"bye": ok goodbye

@Ninji especially effective when you are trying to save John Wick from the tilted towers

@Ninji [barking at the audience]: power move, everyone knows you’re doggy now

@Ninji@wuffs.org simply greet people with "everypony", some people will cheer, most will cry

@Ninji I always appreciated agadmator (pop chess youtuber) with his very forceful "Hello everyone".

@Ninji having grown up near Newcastle, I'm sticking with the versatile "oi youse lot"

@Ninji funny, I was just thinking about this!!

@Ninji GDQ has been using "cool cats and gamers" which is surprisingly appropriate

@Ninji "Heaven high poop push"

@Ninji
'sup losers

@Ninji@wuffs.org My preference will always be:

Hey, gays!

Works in all occasions.

@Ninji "Hello men, ladies, and cuties"

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@Ninji @da_667

“Adversaries and Villains”

@Ninji "hey all, Scott here": all means all, and this works especially well if your name is Scott

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"greetings, conscious entities"

@Ninji@wuffs.org "Greetings friends, enemies, and horrified observers!"

@Ninji hello entities?

@Ninji I sometimes go with, "Hello, humans!"

If anyone is offended, they're likely not a human, and probably can't verbalize their displeasure.

@Ninji@wuffs.org swear I've seen this before

@Ninji here in the Netherlands we say "beste reizigers"

@Ninji@wuffs.org hello forkknife gaymers for extra offense ​:roarcat:​

@Ninji “Hey Bitches and Bro’s and non-binary hoes!”

@Ninji Just walk into the room. 'Where we dropping, fam?!'. Slightly to loud & slightly to aggressively.

@Ninji my favorite irl greeting to use:

@Ninji 🤣

@Ninji “guys” at a group of people has been gender neutral for at least a decade.
Just like “dude” is gender neutral.
Come on.

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Maybe I'm an outlier, but "Hi guys" has always meant "Hi all humans that I am greeting", to me.

It's never been a gendered term in my social group.

@Ninji or just drop the nuclear bomb: "hey all, I wanna talk about Amway!"

on one hand, my dopamine receptors enjoy the fact that this post has done Numbers

on the other hand, it would be nice to have less Reply Guys (or should I say, Reply Gamers)

@Ninji "Hi"

@Ninji@wuffs.org this is /uj but i've always just used some variation of tzag when greeting people. of course that presumes that i'm greeting people who are utter turbodorks like me and know what tzag means but i digress

@Ninji Why do you people greet? That hides all the social awkwardness _and_ even draws attention to you. That seems a stupid thing to do intentionally.

@Ninji Hey all! I'm not Scott the Woz.