@Ninji had never heard of such a thing. But looking at Pipeworks website I'm really intrigued and hope there's something similar here :3

@Ninji "private meeting rooms"

I mean... yes

@Ninji honestly, "Printers: No" might as well be green

@Ninji

That logo is astonishing.

@Ninji @luke It says there are no printers at Pipeworks, but still I managed to get my load tray jammed.

@Ninji@wuffs.org if i can't print at sauna... can i bring my own printer

@Ninji while the lack of an app is discoraging, can't say no to £19 a visit ...unless there's a limit on how long they let you stay? (Other than opening hours)

@Ninji

No printers and no app? Sounds like heaven.

@Ninji two comments:
1) this is a serif font away from looking very pleasantly 90s
2) the colours of the "Has an app" category make it seem like having an application is beneficial rather than detrimental ;3

@Ninji why do they call it a men's health spa

@Ninji can we please get the "has an app" colors reversed?
"yes" should be red and "no" should be bright blessed green in that instance. ;)

@Ninji@wuffs.org for "has an app" the yes should be coloured red imo

@Ninji Pipeworks (amazing name) is gonna see this and pivot hard to supporting gay startups. Really, it’s win/win

@Ninji a gay sauna. I didn't know those existed.

@Ninji Pipeworks?

UH YEAH I sure hope it does.

@Ninji
"We should hold the next meeting at the spa. I need a drink for that topic."

@Ninji Printers: No.

Bit unfair on the masochists.

@Ninji i think u got the colors for the “has app” line switched

@Ninji
Looks Mike Pipeworks wins by a landslide.
Nobody needs (2D)-printers nowadays and the fact that they don't have an own app is rather positive in my eyes. Coffee at my workplace is not free, too, and I think we can substitute phone booths somehow :blobcatmlem:

@Ninji
I hope they have very cleanable and disinfectant cases on those iPads.

@Ninji one of the WeWorks in SF was supposed to have a jacuzzi (and sauna) but they never got the permitting.

Something about having a hot tub on the 48th floor didn't go over well.

@Ninji thank you for your service

@Ninji What I have also learned here is that gay saunas are a lot better than regular saunas

@Ninji iPads provided in a gay sauna.. what's that for?

@Ninji The red/green backgrounds on "Has an app" need to be reversed.

@Ninji

Good Place for a Zoom Call | Yes | NO |

@Ninji This is an excellent chart. I would only note that the Wi-Fi isn't "Free" but is included in the price. As long as I don't need to make any copies, the sauna is a better deal! (Probably more relaxing, too)

@Ninji I think I know which one is better for group cohesion.

@Ninji I wonder if 'Alcoholic drinks' in the wework's column should be "Bring your own", since that's definitely what's happening anyway. 🥃

@Ninji "has an app" should be red for "yes" and green for "no" :D

@Ninji Re Pipeworks logo:

Very reminiscent of the 2020 Trumppence one:

@Ninji as a former community lead, this is amazing 😂

@Ninji Why is "alcoholic drinks" in red ?

@Ninji this is especially hilarious because I know a number of people who work at a local software company named Pipeworks.

https://www.pipeworks.com/

@Ninji who still prints?

@Ninji @lifewithtrees incredible journalism, no notes

@Ninji the gay sauna sounds like a better deal.

@Ninji so I could basically live in a gay sauna 🤯 and pay less than I do now for rent and utilities

@Ninji as a developer you have the ability to make an app for the local gay sauna

@Ninji no row for "supplies condoms"?

@Ninji wait the wework is *how much* per day

who is using these things

@Ninji I think "has an app" is colour-coded the wrong way around 😋​

@Ninji This is truly a thing of beauty -- and quite informative!

@Ninji The WeWork I attended had free beer every afternoon and other drinks and sometimes food on Thursday afternoons.

@Ninji Why does the gay sauna have iPads?

@Ninji
wework: has printers
gay sauna: does not

i rest my case

@Ninji so if you consume less than 10 coffees a day and your job doesn't require a printer, then it is better to go at the gay sauna... Seems reasonable

@Ninji
:neocat_laugh_sweat: , Pipeworks is also a climbing gym in Sacramento, CA.

@Ninji

It doesn't count unless there's actual payphones in the phone booths...

@Ninji Why do they provide iPads? I'm so curious

@Ninji I'm not gay (but I wouldn't kick Mick Jagger out of bed), but I'm sold on there being no printers.

@Ninji As an artist I sometimes want to print high quality prints of my art, so if Pipeworks had a good printer this wouldn't even be a choice.

@Ninji
The Pipeworks logo is glorious

@Ninji Brilliant: somewhere cheaper than WeWork to have the video call conferences! :)

@Ninji gay sauna but all of the fuck booths have those Google Meet kiosk things in them

@Ninji So the gay sauna just needs to provide free coffee and they'll make a killing.

@Ninji team we know the gaps in the market now.

@Ninji ah I see you’ve fallen prey to the classic blunder, “post thing with obvious quibbling potential and have it do numbers”

@Ninji
Wait your WeWork doesn't have alcohol? Free beer taps in the Sydney ones.

Oh, Scotland. Yeah I see their point.

@Ninji reasonable business model^ no and yes respectively (: