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LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

New rule for Hollywood: you are only allowed to remake movies as Muppet versions

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FiXato

@rooster When Harry met Sally, with Beaker as Sally?

isol

@rooster

"Grease", please.

And "Pulp Fiction"

Ian K Tindale

@rooster I’d also allow Scooby-doo versions, personally, but that’s just me

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

I think programming is like running a dishwasher. It always takes longer than you think and some stuff is never as clean as you expected it to be.

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Nick

@rooster And how someone else 'stacks' it just isn't right :D

steeph 🎆 ٩(˘◡˘)۶

@rooster That sounds like any DIY job. Any work done unprofessionally or without good planning looks the same.

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

We fucked up, the internet was supposed to be a fun weird thing with hamsters dancing and now it’s a thing where you pay bills and your boss spies on you

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Misstiffyyofficial🌪️

@rooster sure that the biggest mistake we humans have ever made is to allow all this Mr moneybag to take much advantage of this media of a thing, they steal from us

cholling

@rooster The other day I fondly remembered Nyan Cat and wondered if it was still around so I looked it up and now it's an NFT and a tiny part of me died.

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

Based on your listening history you might also enjoy therapy

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Jay

@rooster “Warning! If you play ‘And So It Goes’ by Billy Joel one more time, you will have exceeded 20/20 repeat plays and will automatically be assigned a therapist.”

rowan {chaosfem node}

@rooster based on my listening history ... my playlist *is* therapy.

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

It’s praxis to get tech bros to buy me free drinks in San Jose so I’m practicing things to say loudly at bars. For example: “like, what even is the blockchain?”

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

What even makes a Tesla so different it just uses less gas right?

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