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Any programming beyond a recreational level should be banned by law and common decency.

@rooster also things aren’t always aligned properly 🌚

@rooster@chaosfem.tw And involves a lot of emptied coffee mugs

@rooster we need to make sex like programming, and not in the “one mistake and you end up supporting it for the rest of your life” kind of way

@rooster and I don't know how it works but I do it anyway

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@rooster Just like scrubbing the grime off a stained dish, it's an endless battle against entropy, where pristine clarity remains an elusive dream, forever tarnished by the fingerprints of chaos.

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is like women's brain 😅 ✌️

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The difference is that I don't usually put spaghetti into dishwasher.

@rooster and after closing the thing you always find stuff that should have been added to it.

@rooster As someone who is world champion-level at dishwasher loading, I can't relate to this analogy.

It always comes out clean for me.

@rooster And also if people would just RINSE before putting anything in—[eternal back-and-forth arguing ensues over minute process details]

@rooster Some stuff gets baked on and never comes off. Some dishes need to be washed by hand again later. Also don’t put your sharp knives in there!

@rooster true story

@rooster Comparing it to a dishwasher works surprisingly well. 🤔

@rooster The result is also better when you think about what you're doing beforehand, rather than tossing everything in any old how.

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don't eat the IDE pods

@rooster And how someone else 'stacks' it just isn't right :D

@rooster You need a better dishwasher :)

@rooster That sounds like any DIY job. Any work done unprofessionally or without good planning looks the same.