Gregory's ServerNew rule for Hollywood: you are only allowed to remake movies as Muppet versions
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@TheIdOfAlan starring Miss Piggie doing karate-chops and Kermit her ex not giving her the time of day, I think Gonzo in a suit would be good for Gruber  @TheIdOfAlan @rooster @bruce @TheIdOfAlan @rooster Well they both took Manhattan, so they've got that in common already. @rooster TRADING PLACES WITH WALDORF AND STATLER MAKING A BET ABOUT KERMIT AND FOZZIE BEAR Because this honestly works better as a bunch of shorts it would be really funny to do a long-form mocumentary of the Muppets trying to remake a bunch of movies The Muppets are trying to remake a movie as a Muppet version and different folks keep bringing in their sample reels to convince Kermit and Animal shows up with his and it's just shots of cities and trains with Animal singing Koyaanisqatsi in the background  @rooster I'm not a huge Muppet fan, but I'd pay to see that version of Koyaanisqatsi. Animal accompanying Philip Glass 😆😆😆 @retrosponge Phillip Glass making a cameo coming in to pitch it with Animal would be incredible   @rooster War Games but it’s Gonzo trying to hack into the Pentagon per Rizzo’s sarcastic remark about how that might be his only shot to find evidence of his alien family and against all odds he somehow does it, only to start an experimental supercomputer - and with it, the world - on the road to thermonuclear war. A running gag is that Gonzo keeps mispronouncing “nuclear” and keeps getting corrected by everyone. @WhiteCatTamer omg The Devil's Advocate with Gonzo as the lawyer and RIzzo as the Devil I'd love that. I'd love to see them re-do Carrie with Miss Piggy in the role or Fifty Shades of Green starring Kermit @Deathsjoker omg no Miss Piggy is 100% Carrie's mom I can see her saying "they're all gonna laugh at you!"  @Deathsjoker @rooster    @rooster Apollo 13, Kermit is obviously Lovell, but who are Swigert and Haise? And Miss Piggy chewing the scenery as Marilyn Lovell would be great.  Have they not been doing that already? 🤔 You mean ... those recent remakes aren't muppet movies?     @rooster It would work :)  @Mastokarl @rooster Miss Piggy as Eowyn so she can HI-YAAAH! chop the Witch King. Vigo Mortensen reprises Aragorn as the token human.  @rooster heh, when trying to find out if the Muppets had already done some Men in Black spoof beyond the parody t-shirts that were popular in the late 90s early 2000s (apparently there was a Muppets in Space episode? https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Men_in_Black), I found out they did a 1999 calendar with movie parody posters: https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Muppet_Movie_Parodies_1999_Calendar  |
@rooster dune!!