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LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

AIR FORCE ONE STARRING SAM THE EAGLE THIS CONTENT IS FREE HOLLYWOOD

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LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

TRADING PLACES WITH WALDORF AND STATLER MAKING A BET ABOUT KERMIT AND FOZZIE BEAR

A Person Named Dan

@rooster This is clearly madness brought on by the extended clamato convo lmao

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

Because this honestly works better as a bunch of shorts it would be really funny to do a long-form mocumentary of the Muppets trying to remake a bunch of movies

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

The Muppets are trying to remake a movie as a Muppet version and different folks keep bringing in their sample reels to convince Kermit and Animal shows up with his and it's just shots of cities and trains with Animal singing Koyaanisqatsi in the background

A January Sponge

@rooster I'm not a huge Muppet fan, but I'd pay to see that version of Koyaanisqatsi. Animal accompanying Philip Glass 😆😆😆

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

@retrosponge Phillip Glass making a cameo coming in to pitch it with Animal would be incredible

David Nathanson

@rooster @retrosponge My dinner with Andre but it’s Animal and Beaker.

Buffy Leigh (she/they)

@rooster We most definitely need a Muppets Koyaanisqatsi.

Jay

@rooster War Games but it’s Gonzo trying to hack into the Pentagon per Rizzo’s sarcastic remark about how that might be his only shot to find evidence of his alien family and against all odds he somehow does it, only to start an experimental supercomputer - and with it, the world - on the road to thermonuclear war.

A running gag is that Gonzo keeps mispronouncing “nuclear” and keeps getting corrected by everyone.

LT Ms. Jessica, PhD

@WhiteCatTamer omg The Devil's Advocate with Gonzo as the lawyer and RIzzo as the Devil

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