@rooster zuckerberg broke hampton's legs

@rooster while you watch a cat vibing on a beat

@rooster Oh man, Hamster Dance!

At least zombo.com is still around.

@rooster I remember cackling with unbridled joy at that stupid fucking hamster as a kid and I can’t believe this is where the timeline has taken us

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Plural on bosses and a singular spy.

This is an almost funny agreement of your point.

@rooster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxnvxtYfsd4

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Internet peaked at geocities and web discussion forums about niche topics

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I whistle the hamster theme like it’s the Charleston at times.

And the I love you kitty.
“You’re better than ice cream!”

@rooster it's fun to pay bills in internet, i do not miss rides around city to pay bills in cash. Also boss can spy on me if he know what of anonymous acc's are mine.
And internet still a weird place.
What is worse with every day - can't find no answers because of lack of working search sites 😭

@rooster and now the hamster dance song is stuck in my head. Thanks.

@rooster if it can be.misused, it will be misused. Think ahead

@rooster yup. It was anarchic and good and then the corps arrived. They fuck up everything

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I want the hamsters back!

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Badger...badger...badger

@rooster s/your boss/literally everyone/

@rooster (Though life is a lot less fun when you can't pay bills online 😆)

@rooster@chaosfem.tw
A little blast from the past, just for the smile.

@rooster The lesson is to never let Capitalists touch anything you love.

@rooster no one is safe we used to make jokes on anything but now everything is sensitive

@rooster There are still some good things on the Internet though, like this Mastodon thread ;)

@rooster The internet was only supposed to be cat videos and porn.

@rooster I like to say that we expected the Encyclopedia Brittanica, but we actually got the National Enquirer. And I'm super disappointed that I see so much trash out there

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I've detected your insubordination and subtracted one internet point.

@rooster Or randomly changes their terms of services to comply with local laws. Which in theory is fine, but in practice what if youre Ukrainian and your country is under control of Russia?

@rooster Yeah, what happened to that cat who could flush the toilet? Replaced by an internet enabled light switch auto flushing system that is waiting 6 months for an engineer to repair the internet connection.

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we're stuck in this corporate hamster wheel. I am trying rewinding to simpler times again. If that's possible.

@rooster Well, the Internet was invented by ARPA in the US Department Of Defense, and the WWW in CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research. Nothing fun at these times of Cold War. 😉 😎

⌨️ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet#History
💻 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_World_Wide_Web#1989%E2%80%931991:_Origins

@rooster Badger, Badger, Badger, mushroom.

It happened when we let let Yale and Harvard students join.

@rooster and without all that JS bullshit, I swear my old 256kps cable was faster than my current 60 meg...

@rooster Yes! But this very fun:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/squatting-over-101400163

@rooster bosses should be kept in their intranets

@rooster sure that the biggest mistake we humans have ever made is to allow all this Mr moneybag to take much advantage of this media of a thing, they steal from us

@rooster The other day I fondly remembered Nyan Cat and wondered if it was still around so I looked it up and now it's an NFT and a tiny part of me died.