Thinking of starting a new consulting business, called "That's Fucked Up As A Service".
I sit there and you explain your legacy system to me, and all I do is say "That's fucked up." If you agree, you get a discount. If you try to justify the brokenness, you have to pay double.
@jschauma So the Japanese concept of the "Loud American", then? (Possibly/probably apocryphal)