I want to find the Product Manager who approved this modal and violently shake them in Minecraft
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I want to find the Product Manager who approved this modal and violently shake them in Minecraft 27 comments
@ln @AmyZenunim after reading about this being why so little at Google gets fixed I kind of just gave up on modern software ever being good ever again @AmyZenunim This sounds like an April Fools joke that got out either too late or too early @AmyZenunim oh thats not at all what i thought that feature did and so much worse than anything i could have imagined @AmyZenunim I have no idea if this is what happened, but this very much feel like a "helpful" suggestion from some executive fungus that can't tell his own head from his arse but because he's in charge, they have to do what he says so he can feel like he contributed something. @AmyZenunim for the record: not that it gives any reasoning as to why this is even a bloody thing. This is weird and stupid and I'm assuming something far more banally evil is afoot here and I hate it already. @AmyZenunim remember when all movies from like 2000-2010 were orange and teal? This thing doesn't even support secondary colours soooo lol @AmyZenunim I actually kind of like this because it is such a completely nonsensical feature it's better than finding a new way to harvest our data anyway @AmyZenunim@unstable.systems the only plausible explanation is that project managers at Google get bonuses based on "innovation". That's why they introduce all this useless crap and constantly break products that are perfectly functional (I'm looking at you, Google Maps). @AmyZenunim users: stop making drastic changes to the UI @AmyZenunim idk what y'all are complaining about, i'm sick and tired of seeing blue on the TL. cursed. bad vibes. now, green, that... that is the color of dreams, of life itself. i don't want to see anything more than 50nm from the sacred wavelength or else i will fly into a rage and email YouTube 100 times @AmyZenunim For the sort of person who chooses the contents of their bookshelves to match the colour of the room? @AmyZenunim I mean, some features are a bit niche… but I cannot for the life of me figure out why anyone would ever want this @AmyZenunim maybe this is YouTube's first step into creating a feeling for the consumer that they are an "artist" for simply curating the content they see. Spotify, for example, leans really heavily into that. filtering by color is an arbitrary restriction that feels artistic in a way. @AmyZenunim He is too busy writing his promo packet as part of perf. Once he gets the level up, 6 months later it will disappear |
@AmyZenunim someone had to release a feature to get promoted and it shows