@lowqualityfacts wait I thought your whole deal was posting things that *aren't* actually distressingly plausible

@lowqualityfacts apparently according to app store and play store rules, he *can't* do that...

@lowqualityfacts Hey Low Quality Facts, you perhaps should have said that the awesome new auto-harass feature will function with *all* accounts, not just those who pay for Twitter's premium services. And the service happens automatically - there's no "off button" to keep track of, so no risk of you accidentally missing out on harassment curated by Twitter especially for you.

@lowqualityfacts "Xharass" is going to be the name of their API.

@lowqualityfacts This is, indeed, a low quality fact.

@lowqualityfacts most savage "low" quality fact yet.

@lowqualityfacts Now that actually is an improvement! Typing out hateful comments manually is exhausting.

@lowqualityfacts I mean, the obvious play here is for people to just constantly and mercilessly troll Musk, right?

@lowqualityfacts I had to go verify that this was a thing. 🤯

Up to this point, I thought the cybertruck was the ugliest project he was attached to. He's like the poster boy for a bad product manager.

"Maybe if I cater to our worst users I'll make the best product ever!"

@lowqualityfacts omg

@lowqualityfacts Had to see another post to confirm this was no joke and not this account expanding to low quality fakes.

@lowqualityfacts I hope you patented this idea so that when he does implement it you can charge royalties.

@lowqualityfacts honestly, Twitter shutting off free API access is looking better and better since it makes bot harassment that much harder.

@lowqualityfacts

🤔

@lowqualityfacts It must drive that dipshit crazy that people can block him.

@lowqualityfacts
This is a smart business decision because the only reason why anyone is still on Twitter is because they like being harassed.

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social wow twitter is still crumbling eh? glad i migrated from twitter

@lowqualityfacts seems like he really enjoys playing ‘how many ways can I get people to leave my dumpster fire that I clearly care about’. Elno musky tusky space clown is really out here showing his clown shoe size.

@lowqualityfacts He's just trying to make Twit... I mean, X, a more troll-friendly place.

@lowqualityfacts your best work yet, inspiring nations

@lowqualityfacts He deleted the tweet. People think he backed down.

@lowqualityfacts this just in, get HARASSED FOR FREE on twitter… I mean “X” #woo #justliketherealworld

@lowqualityfacts

X: For those who really like abuse :eyeroll: 😂

#JustSayin

@lowqualityfacts This post is not low quality at all - I want my money back.

@lowqualityfacts This is now Onion Social. Which had a "doxx" button https://www.theonion.com/welcome-to-onion-social-the-onion-s-new-social-media-p-1826917851

@lowqualityfacts twitter didn't need a pvp mode you can't get out of

@lowqualityfacts Hold up does that classify as a "Low Quality Fact" It's probably already on the list of improvements.

@lowqualityfacts The only block at #xitler will be Elmo's head.

@lowqualityfacts on the plus side you can harass bigots more

@lowqualityfacts Supposedly he cant do that and still have his app on either store, but he is exactly dumb enough to try.

@lowqualityfacts update, block with be replaced by new feature "dox".

@lowqualityfacts
I thought this was low quality facts?

@lowqualityfacts it’s nearly a months later and I am still blocking Nazis and Collaborators when I go on there .

@lowqualityfacts
thing is, as soon as they figure out how to call it a "protect the children" feature they totally will

@lowqualityfacts
The most factual, yet also the lowest quality, fact you've posted.