@catsalad :blobfoxunoterrified:

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Why do I hear Ozzy Osbourne quietly playing somewhere?

@catsalad oh no

@catsalad Since it always takes three attempts to plug in a USB-A connector, someone have been busy 😅

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@catsalad
Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@catsalad the toxic gossip train

@catsalad Good grief. "There's a cleaner way to do that!"

@catsalad we now know what killed the cat …

@catsalad
Spec operating as intended. 😐

@catsalad I reflexively blurted out "Oh Fuck You!" The second I saw that.

Well played.

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@catsalad uhhh clearly you meant to use the 🚌 emoji.

It's not US"T"

@catsalad what fresh hell is this

@catsalad Please delete this, it’s cursed.

@catsalad if it works 🤷‍♂️

@catsalad I … whut?

@catsalad Cursed image

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Definitely well under 500mA

@catsalad shouldn’t that be 🚌🚌🚌🚌

@catsalad pretty sure i saw this exact setup as a diagram in the usb 1 spec back when

@catsalad @jerry Choo choo!

@catsalad I can hear that image:

Or rather the coil wine... ^^
https://soundcloud.com/majorleaguewobs/fully-stacked-free-download

@catsalad aAaaaaaaaah

Neat

@catsalad I see you've discovered my production file server with RAID 5+0

@catsalad it's not a train. It's a bus. A five decker bus.

@catsalad I want to say "lsusb or it didn't happen" not because I disbelieve you, but because I Don't Want To Believe.

@catsalad How cursed does something have to be to open a portal to the dark dimension?

@catsalad AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@catsalad missing duct tape

@catsalad@infosec.exchange @ipg@wetdry.world Yeah that’s probably safe

@catsalad easy & cheap way to get 6x the power out of one usb port but the fossil fuel lobby doesn't want us doing that

@catsalad ah yes, the universal parallel bus

@catsalad when the universal serial bus becomes a universal serial train

@catsalad let's ask @scream their opinion

@catsalad I'm sorry somebody hurt you.

@catsalad this meme, but for software

@catsalad Does anyone else smell smoke?

@catsalad@infosec.exchange you really just did sl IRL

@catsalad I’m so confused 🤣 am I seeing a good & upright thing here, or is this darkest evil? Was a kettle offscreen right being boiled?

@catsalad what this really needs is a Lego mini figure climbing the stairs.

@catsalad "I'm going off the rails on a crazy train..."
https://youtu.be/tMDFv5m18Pw?feature=shared

@catsalad go serial bus go! 🚎

@catsalad It's not stupid if it works.

@catsalad My lord, is this legal?

@catsalad ❌ Universal Serial Bus
✅ Universal Serial Train

@catsalad
Looks dodgy.....hope you understand the gravity of the situation😃

@catsalad did I mention just how much I dislike USB?

@catsalad stairway to (laptop) heaven?

@catsalad

Best #AltText of the day!

@catsalad ALL ABOARD THE USBUSSSSSSSSSSS

@catsalad "Hello, Tech Support? I need a new laptop. The USB port is intermittent and only works if I jiggle it "

@catsalad 😮 (usb bus bus ...)

@catsalad "is this the bus parking?" - my child

@catsalad speechless :crazy:

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Curious what would happen if I tried this.

@catsalad The initial connection at the very least had to be sealed with super glue for the weight not to tilt the stack out of the socket

@catsalad Universal Serial Train

@catsalad Did a blackhole open somewhere or is it just me... 👀

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@catsalad it made me think of a terror movie 🍿 🎥

@catsalad else if else if else if else if

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@catsalad Whats the bandwidth on the last cable?

@catsalad @mcc for the love of god, just give up and get a hub! 😅

@catsalad this should be illegal

@catsalad Can the bus even hold all those passengers? 😉