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@jstritch @sjvn Optimum is either infinite degrees for zero time (fast, but expensive), or zero degrees for infinite time (free, but you have to wait for the heat death of the universe). @sjvn there's a third scene: 1 hour at 450° (golden outside, raw inside, salmonella party later.) that perfectly describes the end result of a lot of software and hardware projects these days... @sjvn Reminds me of a personal favorite aphorism: "Nine women can't make 1 baby in 1 month." @sjvn Back in the days before "agile" when "project management" was actually a thing my favourite book was this one https://www.biblio.com/book/data-processing-project-management-gildersleeve-thomas/d/1162689340 Illustration of two cooked turkeys. Left: turkey captioned "3 hours @ 300°F" looks perfectly roasted. Center: "≠" Right: turkey captioned "1 hour @ 900°F" is all black with smoke rising from it. Image credit: "Alvin (@JustSomeDev)" @chloetse Thank-you for your alt work. @ollicle thanks! I'm sure you still can still "steal" it anyway. It looks to be itself a repost. @chloetse Of course it is… It’s a shame when we copy paste images the alt isn’t copied too. I suppose then the job would be re-posting to *improve* the thoughtlessly copied description 🙄 @sjvn My favourite version of this is: "It takes nine months to make a baby. You can't do it in one month with nine women." @sjvn Image description: A good chicken: 3 hours at 300 degrees Fahrenheit. Unequals. Black chicken: 1 hour at 900 degrees Fahrenheit. @sjvn (Of course, management wouldn't bother to find out that the link between moderate alcohol consumption and health has essentially been thrown out the window.) @sjvn The problem is that temperature in F (or in C, for that matter) is not absolute temperature, it has an arbitrary zero-point, so you cannot just multiply it. It will work, instead of 3 hours at 422 K, to roast it for 1 hour at 1266K, because physics, right? Dammit, physics is broken, too. @sjvn @sjvn ah, the Mythical Man Month. I think my career would have been far less lucrative if my project managers had absorbed Brooks’ advice. Even if that WAS the case, those aren't absolute temperatures, and you can't just divide/multiply them like that. @sjvn Ah, yes, I see. Because Fahrenheit is not an absolute scale. They should have used Kelvin. @sjvn "if you go out and get 9 women pregnant, you don't get a baby in a month. You still get to wait 9 months for that baby and all their siblings." The silence on the other end of the phone was hilarious...The range safety officer chimed in and stated that he did not recommend trying to bypass the fixed test time "that way"... @sjvn My mum always says you can't rush things in life, and that definitely includes cooking. |
@sjvn nice 😅
i have a theory that humans when given too much workload are very capable of avoiding breaking point by finding shortcuts that noone except them will notice until it's too late.
Ergo more workload might test fine in most situations, but it's actually incredibly rubbish