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Tsutsuku (he/they)

@krishean @chrisisgr8 2025: what if you had to find an alternative to the entire planet because the whole thing is just completely ruinied

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Urusan

@Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8 We've got you covered with the OpenEarth project!

Teedi P.

@urusan @Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8

Well, The Brain built Chia-Earth in the late 1990s. Thankfully Pinky was more help than hindrance this time.
Oh wait--we came for the free T-shirts and an asteroid wiped out old Earth. So here we are!

So we need to build another Chia-Earth, I guess.

Dammit--people don't buy newspapers anymore. It'll take forever to make another papier-mache planet. Never mind.

Teedi P.

@basisbit @urusan @Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8

Brilliant!
Will stink like crazy when we pump the new oceans in for a while, but wow.

Log 🪵

@Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8 2026: Fungus party! Woo! I'm a' capture me some carbon. All. Post-Anthropocene Era. Long.

4d3fect

@Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8 As Adams noted: “There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

Tsutsuku (he/they)

@4d3fect @krishean @chrisisgr8
I find it hard to believe that the Universe is "for" anything or has a reason. It just kinda is.

Aleggra

@Tsutsuku @4d3fect @krishean @chrisisgr8

It’s funny you say this. It’s what I’ve believed since I was a kid. I think my Catholic upbringing pushed me in that direction.

I began to suspect the nuns in Catechism were full of it when I wanted to know how they knew the Virgin Mary was really a virgin. They told my mother that if I asked anymore questions, I’d be thrown out. That’s when I knew something was off.

I was 8yrs old for chrissakes.

Tsutsuku (he/they)

@Aleggra @4d3fect @krishean @chrisisgr8
Yeah, I had some god-awful (hah) experiences growing up with Christian fundamentalists myself. I've heard it said a dozen times but it bears repeating, there is no hate like Christian love

Aleggra

@Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8

No problem. Musky just discovered a new planet that supposedly has water or mud. He’s not sure, yet.

If he takes all of his fans, wives, children and mistresses with him, we might have a state about the size of Rhode Island left completely empty 😏

Tsutsuku (he/they)

@Aleggra @krishean @chrisisgr8
idk some of his kids don't like him very much and I don't think they should have to go if they don't want to

Stijn van Drongelen

@Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8 2026: what if you had to find an alternative to this universe because it's in a false vacuum state

Stijn van Drongelen

@stonebear @Tsutsuku @krishean @chrisisgr8 whelp, I somehow didn't notice the pattern we were going for and now the whole thing is just completely ruined

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